Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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You can't, because everything you get from Walmart breaks.
 

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I think I'll give them a homemade gift -- they have so much more meaning, don't you think? From the heart and all that?

*digs through junk drawer, excited to be in the craft mood again...looks behind fridge (there are always treasures to be found back there...)*
 

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I think I'll give them a homemade gift -- they have so much more meaning, don't you think? From the heart and all that?

*digs through junk drawer, excited to be in the craft mood again...looks behind fridge (there are always treasures to be found back there...)*
Great idea swachski.

But money is better.

Nothing like a homemade gift.

Except for money which is ten times better.

It's from the heart.

And shows how cheap you are.
 

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Sometimes with dogs, that's all that's involved...
 

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Not in the end.

Tee hee...

ETA: Fark! Kelly! I was being hilarious and stuff!
 

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*ambles up on stage*


*turns on mic*

tap tap


ahem.

pj (porter jr.) was looking through the family album and asked his mother,

"who's this guy on the beach with you, with all the muscles and curly hair?"

"that's your father," said the mother.





:Wha: the boy seemed astonished as he said to his mom, "then who's that man that lives with us now?"





*spikes mic*


*stage dives*
 

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With all due respect, Gilroy -- your pr0n idea sounds pretty lame.

Not concerned about pr0n. Just the viewing public, so everyone can enjoy our redneck street fight.

Looking for the pitbull and the rottie to be released from their chains, honestly.


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Forgot my wine... Where's that box?
 

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*shakes his head for the shame of it all. Poor Hag has fallen in with a bad crowd(of rasta-toes). He foresees trouble ahead for Hag, including some serious stuff that will likely end up on his PERMANENT RECORD*

Has anyone got a picture of a Cthulu Chihuey?
 

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*ambles up on stage*


*turns on mic*

tap tap


ahem.

pj (porter jr.) was looking through the family album and asked his mother,

"who's this guy on the beach with you, with all the muscles and curly hair?"

"that's your father," said the mother.





:Wha: the boy seemed astonished as he said to his mom, "then who's that man that lives with us now?"





*spikes mic*


*stage dives*


:Clap:
 

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Great idea swachski.

But money is better.

Nothing like a homemade gift.

Except for money which is ten times better.

It's from the heart.

And shows how cheap you are.


Dear, dear Haggy,

We are two minds with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.

:heart::heart:

Blurve,
Cassandra



Dear Swachski,

Cash is great. A certified check is also acceptable.

Blurve
Cassandra
 

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Menudo tickets.

Front row.

Kaboom.


Dear Muppeh:

Thank you so much for the lovely gift. We've brought you back a concert t-shirt. Nina's gift is to photoshop it onto your avie.

Blurve,
Cassandra.

No no no.


Beiber tickets.

Front row.

So he can sweat on them.


Dear Gilroy,

Thank you so much for the thoughtful gift. Haggis and I have so much already; we gave the tickets to the poor and undeserving. Cray had a wonderful time at the concert, and best of all the sweat de-charged him.

Blurve,
Cassandra.

*sighs*
*flexes fingers*

So many thank-you notes!
 

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Ten years from now....

Boudreaux Haggis woke up one morning to find Marie Cass packing her bags.

"Where the heck are you going?" demanded Haggis.

Cass replied, "You know all this free sex I've been giving you all these years? Well I just found out I can get $200 a shot for it out in Las Vegas."

With that Haggis jumped out of bed and began packing HIS bags, too.

"Where do you think you're going?" demanded Marie.

"I wanna see jus how de hell you gonna be able to live on $400 a year!"
 

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Hi folks. I'm starting a Gift Register for Haggis and Cassie. What suggestions do you have for it?
(Maybe not breakable items, hmm?)

Dear Gail,

That is so very thoughtful of you. Haggis and I have a lovely account at Citibank. How about setting up the gift registry there?

Blurve,
Cassandra.

Just have them register at Orkin

Dear Porter,

No, really. Cash will be just fine.

Blurve,
Cassandra.


Um... Walmart might be little pricey for some folks. I was thinking more along the lines of Cash & Carry.


Dear Gail:

Just give us the freaking money, OK?

Geez.

Blurve,
Cassandra.
 
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