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    speak softly & carry a fanged beast CassandraW's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    y-y-you wore white?

    That's me, silly. Can't you see how intently Haggis is listening as I nag him whisper sweet nothings in his ear?

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    *smacks Kelly*

    *sighs sentimentally*

    Can it beeeeee that it was all so simple then, or has tiiiiiiiime rewritten every liiiiiiiiiiiine?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
    I don't care what anyone says - Haggis is HAWT!
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    He ain't nothin but a hound dog!!



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    Hava nagila

    Hava nagila

    Hava nagila ve-nismeḥa
    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
    I don't care what anyone says - Haggis is HAWT!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    *smacks Haggis*

    If we had the chance to do it all again,

    Tell me --

    Wooooouuuld weee?

    Coooooouuuud weeee?

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    It was just one of those things,

    Just one of those crazy things.

    One of those bells that now and then rings.

    Just one of those things.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
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    There it is----there it is!!

    Hound Dog!!


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    ...we'd a been aware
    that this loooooooooove affaaaair
    was too HAWT
    NAWT
    to coooool dooooown
    Last edited by CassandraW; 04-19-2012 at 09:55 AM.

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    Maybe I should have saved
    Those left-over dreams
    Funny, but here's that rainy day.

    Here's that rainy day
    They told me about
    And I laughed at the thought
    That it might turn out that way.
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    Someone gettin all sentimental!


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    *wipes away a tear*

    Now my heart's antiseptic
    Since you moved out of there
    Last edited by CassandraW; 04-19-2012 at 08:04 AM.

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    Mairzy doats and dozy doats
    And liddle lamzy divey
    A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
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    It's quarter to three
    There's no one in the place
    Except you and me.

    So, set 'em up, Joe.
    Got a little story
    You ought to know.

    We're drinking, my friend
    To the end
    Of a brief episode

    So make it one for my baby
    And one more for the road.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
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    Oh bah bah bah nop do bo de do
    bah bah bah nop do bo de do
    And do bo bo bah bah bah nop do bo de do


    *looks up; sees Haggis has switched moods on her again (why they got divorced in the first damn place)*


    My old heart ain't gaaaaaaiinin' nooo ground
    Because my angel eyes ain't here
    Last edited by CassandraW; 04-19-2012 at 09:56 AM.

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    *leaves the honeymooners some privacy*

    And a song


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    Quote Originally Posted by Honeybug View Post
    *leaves the honeymooners some privacy*

    And a song
    Honeybug! What a beautiful gesture!

    *weeps happy tears*

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    Are we contributing wedding reception songs?

    *grabs mic*
    *clears throat*

    Oh, Senor Don Gato was a cat,
    On a high red roof Don Gato Sat.
    He was there to read a letter,
    Meow, meow, meow,
    Where the reading light was better,
    Meow, meow, meow
    T'was a love note for Don Gato

    *dodges tomato*

    "I adore you," wrote the lady cat.
    She was fluffy, white and nice and fat.
    There was not a sweeter kitty,
    Meow, meow, meow,
    In the country or the city,
    Meow, meow, meow,
    And she said she'd wed Don Gato

    *dodges folding chair*
    *catches flower vase in left hand*
    *catches flowers in right hand*
    *rearranges flowers and throws them back*

    Oh, Don Gato jumped so merrily,
    He fell offf the roof and broke his knee,
    Broke his ribs and all his whiskers,
    Meow, meow, meow
    And his little solar plexus,
    Meow, meow, meow,
    "Ay Carumba!" cried Don Gato.

    *assembles plexi-glass wall for protection*

    Well, the doctors all came on the run,
    Just to see if something could be done,
    And they held a consultation,
    Meow, meow, meow,
    About how to save their patient,
    Meow, meow, meow,
    How to save Senor Don Gato!


    *moves to Mexico*
    *phones in next verse*

    But in spite of everything they tried,
    Poor Senor Don Gato up and died.
    Oh, it wasn't very merry,
    Meow, meow, meow,
    Going to the cemetary,
    Meow, meow, meow,
    For the end of poor Don Gato.

    *changes name*
    *dyes hair*
    *clears throat again*

    As the funeral passed the market square,
    Such a smell of fish was in the air,
    Though the funeral was slated,
    Meow, meow, meow,
    He became reanimated,
    Meow, meow, meow
    He came back to life, DON GATO!


    THANK YOU! THANK YOU! I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK!
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    *gives kayleamay a standing ovation*

    *weeps more happy tears*

    What a beeeeeyoootiiful serenade! Oh, this really is the perfect honeymoon!

    Er...divorce.

    Er...

    Haggis, where'd we leave off? I lost track.

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    *cowbell solo*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    *cowbell solo*
    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
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    GOOOD MORNIN !!!

    I feel ... eclectic
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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post


    I feel ... electric
    That sounds like a shocking experience.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
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