Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip
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*walks over and slaps cray...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again*
*gasp*
how dare you, sir!?
*notifies cray jr.*
better watch your back, pooch. he's in a mood today.
in fact, he just came home from school and announced that he wanted to catch a bird. so, he went to the garage, found the birdseed, put a bunch on his head and walked outside.
when he reads this he'll be putting puppy chow on his head and then you'll be in trouble.
how dare you, sir!?
*notifies cray jr.*
better watch your back, pooch. he's in a mood today.
in fact, he just came home from school and announced that he wanted to catch a bird. so, he went to the garage, found the birdseed, put a bunch on his head and walked outside.
when he reads this he'll be putting puppy chow on his head and then you'll be in trouble.
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*walks over and slaps cray...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again*
Haggis, that was so beautiful. Do it again.
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I have to lodge a complaint here.
You know, I take time out of my hectic weekend to nip across the Atlantic, trek through weird countryside to this doucheville PA place and take a picture of cray's ground-breaking home-alone weekend. Then I schlep across the frigging desert so that Del can help me spiffy it up, which takes hours and bloody hours, requiring the opening of all sorts of photobucket and j-peggy things before I could finally post it here. But I thought, 'hey, it's for cray', he'll love it. It was such an auspicious occasion that it needed to be memorialized, right? Or at very least provide the crayolas with future blackmail material. (Mom! See what dad did!)
And what do I get for it?
Nada! Nada! Nada!
Not even a bloody
! Which would, at least, attest to his eloquence if nothing else.
Such ignorance is hurtful. Hurt. Full!
Consider this the mother of all founces!
I'll be back tomorrow.
You know, I take time out of my hectic weekend to nip across the Atlantic, trek through weird countryside to this doucheville PA place and take a picture of cray's ground-breaking home-alone weekend. Then I schlep across the frigging desert so that Del can help me spiffy it up, which takes hours and bloody hours, requiring the opening of all sorts of photobucket and j-peggy things before I could finally post it here. But I thought, 'hey, it's for cray', he'll love it. It was such an auspicious occasion that it needed to be memorialized, right? Or at very least provide the crayolas with future blackmail material. (Mom! See what dad did!)
And what do I get for it?
Nada! Nada! Nada!
Not even a bloody
! Which would, at least, attest to his eloquence if nothing else. Such ignorance is hurtful. Hurt. Full!
Consider this the mother of all founces!
I'll be back tomorrow.
I have to lodge a complaint here.
You know, I take time out of my hectic weekend to nip across the Atlantic, trek through weird countryside to this doucheville PA place and take a picture of cray's ground-breaking home-alone weekend. Then I schlep across the frigging desert so that Del can help me spiffy it up, which takes hours and bloody hours, requiring the opening of all sorts of photobucket and j-peggy things before I could finally post it here. But I thought, 'hey, it's for cray', he'll love it. It was such an auspicious occasion that it needed to be memorialized, right? Or at very least provide the crayolas with future blackmail material. (Mom! See what dad did!)
And what do I get for it?
Nada! Nada! Nada!
Not even a bloody
Such ignorance is hurtful. Hurt. Full!
Consider this the mother of all founces!
I'll be back tomorrow.
I appreciated it, Gail. I responded. And I sent you a reppie. You don't need that stinky old Cray anyhoo. Not when you have swell friends like ME.
*slaps Cray for dissing Gail*
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You know what, Gail? You're absolutely right. How dare cray diss you like that?I have to lodge a complaint here.
You know, I take time out of my hectic weekend to nip across the Atlantic, trek through weird countryside to this doucheville PA place and take a picture of cray's ground-breaking home-alone weekend. Then I schlep across the frigging desert so that Del can help me spiffy it up, which takes hours and bloody hours, requiring the opening of all sorts of photobucket and j-peggy things before I could finally post it here. But I thought, 'hey, it's for cray', he'll love it. It was such an auspicious occasion that it needed to be memorialized, right? Or at very least provide the crayolas with future blackmail material. (Mom! See what dad did!)
And what do I get for it?
Nada! Nada! Nada!
Not even a bloody
Such ignorance is hurtful. Hurt. Full!
Consider this the mother of all founces!
I'll be back tomorrow.
I'll make him pay.
*walks over and slaps cray...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again...slaps cray again*
*sigh*
You forgot the camera.
Here.
Oh, damn. Sorry.
I really hate to bother you, but...would you mind terribly beating the crap out of Cray again?
Are you kidding?
But it's gonna have to wait. He has to put cray, jr. and the crayettes to bed. Then he has to trim mrs. cray's toenails. He'll be by presently for his next beating, I'm sure of it.
Are you kidding?
But it's gonna have to wait. He has to put cray, jr. and the crayettes to bed. Then he has to trim mrs. cray's toenails. He'll be by presently for his next beating, I'm sure of it.
S'OK. I'm patient.
*sets down camera*
*opens bottle of Laphroaig*
Mrs. Cray sure does have Cray by the short hairs, dontshe?
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Susie!!?!?!?
Wft happened to you? You're bad!
I like it!
And also, wft happened to me??????
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Wft is that in my basket?
Haggis?
Looks like it's just you and me now, pup.
Against the world.
The real life bonnie and clyde.
Platonically speaking.
Wft happened to you? You're bad!
I like it!
And also, wft happened to me??????
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Wft is that in my basket?
Haggis?
Looks like it's just you and me now, pup.
Against the world.
The real life bonnie and clyde.
Platonically speaking.
Yes! Yes you did! And so did a couple of others. Which just goes to show that there are some well-mannered people in this thread.
Now please, carry on with the assault on battery. It might even have a positive effect.
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