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    *Blinks*

    Angie? I feel like I summoned you or something. Did you see that I just sent you a teary-eyed visitor message? Then I turned to the Cabbie, and it was all stripey.


    NOW WHERE IN THE SAM HILL HAVE YOU BEEN? YOU ARE GROUNDED, YOUNG LADY.

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    I thought you sent me that visitor message BECAUSE of what I said here. Damn.
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    I think of children all the time.




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    You're coming across a little shrill, Cass. No wire coat hangers, eh?

    Angie, you sure it's the thread giving you the migraine?
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    No. Oddly enough, I'd just been thinking "wonder where Angie's been the last few days." I left the message, checked the Cabbie, and there you were.

    It's just like when I mentioned "Address to a Haggis" and got...Haggis.

    This places is A.M.A.Z.I.N.G.

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    I've devoted the entire last two minutes, but can't imagine what that's an acronym for. Enlighten me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    No. Oddly enough, I'd just been thinking "wonder where Angie's been the last few days." I left the message, checked the Cabbie, and there you were.

    It's just like when I mentioned "Address to a Haggis" and got...Haggis.

    This places is A.M.A.Z.I.N.G.
    Yes, well, those of us who are not New Girls have become so attuned to this place, it's like we know when we're needed.

    Oh, how terribly sad...
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella
    cray watches kids on Netflix.
    Quote Originally Posted by Other-Other Rob
    I think of children all the time.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    Yes, well, those of us who are not New Girls have become so attuned to this place, it's like we know when we're needed.

    Oh, how terribly sad...
    I SAID.

    TO STOP.

    CALLING.

    ME.

    THAT.




    Edited to add:

    OR ELSE.


    Edited again to add:

    I REALLY MEAN IT THIS TIME.


    Edited a third time to add:

    YOU'LL BE IN SO MUCH FREAKING TROUBLE.

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    Talking

    Careful, Angie, she might dangle her toes in your face. Could make you sneeze.
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    THE OTHER DAY, I SET OFF WITH A SHOTGUN, VOWING TO KILL CRAY AND RT.









    ANYONE NOTICE THEY HAVEN'T BEEN AROUND?









    HMMMMMMMM?

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    Pff. I've seen far worse than her toes. You forget we used to let QuickWit in here.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella
    cray watches kids on Netflix.
    Quote Originally Posted by Other-Other Rob
    I think of children all the time.




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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    THE OTHER DAY, I SET OFF WITH A SHOTGUN, VOWING TO KILL CRAY AND RT.









    ANYONE NOTICE THEY HAVEN'T BEEN AROUND?









    HMMMMMMMM?
    They are very rarely around on the weekends, New Girl. Don't worry, you'll get the schedules down eventually.


    New Girl.


    *wanders away giggling*
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella
    cray watches kids on Netflix.
    Quote Originally Posted by Other-Other Rob
    I think of children all the time.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    They are very rarely around on the weekends, New Girl. Don't worry, you'll get the schedules down eventually.


    New Girl.


    *wanders away giggling*
    I WILL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE.



    AND I WILL HURT YOU.



    LOOSER.



    UP YOU'R'ES.



    P.S. -- PFFFFFFFFFFT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    I WILL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE.



    AND I WILL HURT YOU.



    LOOSER.



    UP YOU'R'ES.



    P.S. -- PFFFFFFFFFFT.

    i actually do make it a point to pop in when people are farking my trademarks.

    it's up you're's





    for a large donation to aw i could probably get june to make a hat for you as a reminder.

    http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/...d.php?t=108573



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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    i actually do make it a point to pop in when people are farking my trademarks.

    it's up you're's





    for a large donation to aw i could probably get june to make a hat for you as a reminder.

    http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/...d.php?t=108573


    Ooh, I want the hat! The t-shirt, too, actually.

    I just donated $10 to AW last night (seriously -- I really did). Will that get me anything?



    Edited to add:

    Cray, er...thank heavens you're all right! After the kids tied you up, and I shot you and used the cattle prod and pliers on you....well, I was worried.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Ooh, I want the hat! The t-shirt, too, actually.

    I just donated $10 to AW last night (seriously -- I really did). Will that get me anything?



    Edited to add:

    Cray, er...thank heavens you're all right! After the kids tied you up, and I shot you and used the cattle prod and pliers on you....well, I was worried.
    You really would like June's stuff. I have two--a Haggis T-shirt, courtesy of Tot, and a Haggis hat I think we stole from Bug.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
    I don't care what anyone says - Haggis is HAWT!
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    i'm not dead.

    but almost. i must sleep!
    24 more hours.

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    Yes, sleep.

    Don't worry, you're safe from Cass. All bark and no bite(right, Chihuey?)

    But OMG, BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkba rkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark!!!!!!!!!!!! !
    113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up!

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    *saunters into thread*

    *ignores previous five pages*

    Great news!

    On Saturday, I bought a bike!

    And today I will go and pick that bike up!

    And then I will ride it home.

    It's not a fancy bike, it's just a bike, but it's a sexy beeyotch and it's going to take me all over this land they call jarmany.

    *rips off shirt*

    *beats chest*


    *jiggles moobs*

    *fist bumps the moon and the stars*

    cray, I know you understand, brother.

    *backflips out of thread*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    You really would like June's stuff. I have two--a Haggis T-shirt, courtesy of Tot, and a Haggis hat I think we stole from Bug.

    You mean this is real stuff? I could really buy it? 'Cause that's pretty cool!

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    I'm sorry to have to tell you this, Cass, but your post is not related to my amazing news in any way whatsoever, so I'm going to have to ask haggis to delete it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    I'm sorry to have to tell you this, Cass, but your post is not related to my amazing news in any way whatsoever, so I'm going to have to ask haggis to delete it.

    Haggis lurves me. He'd never do that.

    But come on -- tell us all what kind of bike you've got. Road or mountain? Brand? Special features?

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    Well, I don't want to bore anybody, but ok, if you insist!

    It's a triumph and it's for trekking and stuff. It's got brakes and wheels and everything! I still need to get baseball cards to put between the spokes.

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    Congrats on the bike, SR.


    Just don't follow cray's example.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    *saunters into thread*

    *ignores previous five pages*

    Great news!

    On Saturday, I bought a bike!

    And today I will go and pick that bike up!

    And then I will ride it home.

    It's not a fancy bike, it's just a bike, but it's a sexy beeyotch and it's going to take me all over this land they call jarmany.
    Please ride it on the autobahn. Any lane you choose should be OK.
    http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/

    http://absolutelyunofficialpac12spor....blogspot.com/



    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    GOOOD MORNIN !!!

    I feel ... cheap Free
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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