Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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Too much coffee Porter?

What does bright-eyed feel like?

*braces self for a Porter story*

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Bright eyed is when all the light that there is to enter enters and almost overwhelms your brain even if it is gigantic and thinks it is ready for all the light in the world and that it can even see in the dark when there are things there to see and then the brain does not want to settle down for average amounts of light so it goes rip roaring through the countryside trying to see all that might be there to see if there is anything there to see and sometimes it gets a little disappointed which can lead to the rest of the day not feeling so brighteyed and all but right now I still feel bright eyed and ready to riproar through the contry side and maybe stop to talk to or even hug the Maple trees that were not son nice to me this year and maybe they will be next year if I hug them and kiss them and be nice to them even because
 

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*hugs maple tree*

Hmmm... nothing---yeah---he's about done. Send in those nice young men in their clean white coats... they're coming to take him away!
 

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has Porter committed what?

A violation of Arizona law, that's what. By your own admission you've been molesting maple trees -- hugging them, plugging holes in them, and who knows what all disgusting acts. That's lewd and annoying, and you've been writing about it using your newfangled electronic devices.

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*hugs maple tree*

You're doing it too, Honeybug? This place is disgusting.

*arrests Honeybug*
 

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You're doing it too, Honeybug? This place is disgusting.

*arrests Honeybug*

In my defense, I was merely trying to understand just what being bright-eyed felt like. Well, that doesn't sound right.

Porter said, he felt bright-eyed.... oh sheets 'n' blankets---was he talking about you?? I srsly thought he was referring to the maple trees!! :Shrug:
 

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NJ built the Delaware Moat after they discover the Camden Intrusion and the Hudson Moat after the Newark and Hoboken Invasion.
 

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That's disgusting HB

because


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I'm guessing by cray's lack of participation today,

that the little batteries have succeeded in duct taping Dad to the bark-o-lounger...

*not that I sent them instructions - well, not that you can prove it was me*
"Bark-o-lounger?" Is that some kind of Chihuey slam?
 
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