Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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gah! where's your maid outfit?

i though you and gilroy were coming over for larp.
 

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It's almost 4 and they haven't shown up yet?????
 

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House rules for cray

Cray Boudreaux (Cray Jr.) came downstairs for breakfast this morning, and when he sat at the table, his Big Daddy Cray, asked him if he had done his chores yet.

Cray Boudreaux, Jr., told him, "Mais, not yet Big Daddy."

So Big Daddy Cray told him he had to do them before he got breakfast. "Dat's whatcher mama says she do witcha."

Cray Boudreaux, Jr., not real happy now, proceeded to go out to the barnyard to feed the chickens. After he fed them, he kicked one of the chickens. Next he fed the pigs, and then kicked one of them. Then he milked the cow, and sure enough, kicked the cow, too.

Walking back into the house, he found that his Big Daddy Cray had put a bowl of dry cereal on the table for him. So he says, "Big Daddy, where's my bacon and eggs ?"

Big Daddy Cray tells him, "Cray Boudreaux, Jr., I was watchin' you through de window, an' I saw you kick dat chicken. So you don't get no eggs. Den I saw you kick de pig, so you don't get no bacon. And den you kicked de cow, so dat's why you don't get no milk for your cereal. Dat's whatcher mama says she do witcha"

About that time, Big Daddy Cray walked across the floor to put dishes in the dishwasher, and almost tripped over the family cat, and proceeds to kick the cat across the room.

Cray Boudreaux, Jr., looks at his Big Daddy and asks him, "You wants to know what mama say 'bout that?"

Pay off junior, cray... before he spills the beans!

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mrs. cray et al stayed on the top floor in the presidential suite (of an extremely posh nyc hotel) with an amazing view and all the amenities you can imagine. the room was as big as a house. [/FONT]
she got me a room 12 floors below them with no window. the room measured about 12x12ft.


and that’s where i stayed for 4 days. i took care of the baby in that 12x12 cell around the clock. mrs cray would stop by my room on occasion when her boobs were full. :Wha:


gah! how could i have been so stoopid. don’t answer that. and now look at me!??? a shadow of a man.


:roll:

Wow. That is just wow... I am taking notes here. THis woman is sensational.
 

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Like any good wife baby momma, Mrs. Cray has we have her our own secret credit cards and bank account in Switzerland with a much heftier balance and bonus funds from the other baby daddies.

Hear that SR, refined drinking...

pinkie up.
Dang girl, must you tell us SR's color?
 

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*grabs whiskey and makes mad dash for door*


Happy Friday, everybody!



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Erp. That flask did not go down well at all...
 

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Oh. Well now you know. I have a drinking problem.
 

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Ah, righto. I always get stuck on step d.
 

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Can't do that. Wouldn't want to get dehydrated.
 
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