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    I don't know why you guys are so off on New Jersey. Last year I mentioned that, on my next visit to the U.S. I plan to go to Hoboken because there's something there I want to see.

    The whole thread laughed so hard I'm surprised this site didn't crash.


    I told them I'd smack them in the cannolis if they did that again.


    Sheesh. It's so hard when you don't understand Spanish.


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    Quote Originally Posted by GailD View Post
    It's so hard when you don't understand Spanish.
    It's even harder when you do....
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    try Italian ... canoles. I believe, but the translation to South African produces something else ...

    and if you want to produce a bigger ol guffaw than just wanting to visit NJ, about the best you can do is Hoboken or Newark (Camden just produces pity)
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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    try Italian ... canoles. I believe, but the translation to South African produces something else ...

    and if you want to produce a bigger ol guffaw than just wanting to visit NJ, about the best you can do is Hoboken or Newark (Camden just produces pity)
    I said Hoboken. Did my accent confuse you?


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    Quote Originally Posted by GailD View Post
    I said Hoboken. Did my accent confuse you?

    Gail, I think I can help translate so Porter'll understand:

    Quote Originally Posted by GailD View Post
    I don't know why you guys are so off on New Jersey last year I mentioned that on my next visit to the U.S. I plan to go to Hoboken because there's something there I want to see the whole thread laughed so hard I'm surprised this site didn't crash but I told them I'd smack them in the cannolis if they did that again and sheesh it's so hard when you don't understand Spanish because

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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Gail, I think I can help translate so Porter'll understand:



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    If anyone else is having trouble understanding something, let me know. I'm fluent in any number of obscure dialects, and I'm always happy to help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Oh! Oh! Can I come? And can we pick up some scotch, too?
    Sure you can. Scotch and whiskey are always appreciated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrainofThought View Post
    Sure you can. Scotch and whiskey are always appreciated.

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    I just wanna say that Porter's new avatar has convinced me to give up cleavages. I'm very sad about that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I just wanna say that Porter's new avatar has convinced me to give up cleavages. I'm very sad about that.
    Oh, damn, and I just bought a new outfit for my trip to Ann Arbor.



    *returns dress to shop*

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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Oh, damn, and I just bought a new outfit for my trip to Ann Arbor.



    *returns dress to shop*
    On second thought I could always change Porter's avatar.
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    Well your thoughts are obviously not on milkbones.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    On second thought I could always change Porter's avatar.
    What's the point in being a super mod, if not that?

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    Well your thoughts are obviously not on milkbones.
    tee hee...bones

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    tee hee...milk and cookies

    *bagpipe solo*

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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    If anyone else is having trouble understanding something, let me know. I'm fluent in any number of obscure dialects, and I'm always happy to help.


    You speak Porterese?!!! That's no mean feet feat!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    *bagpipe solo*

    I bet you say that to all the skirls.


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    Hoots, mon!

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    Ooooo, that's racist!

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