Why don't you go through Moose Rapids first then come across 401, over the Ambassador Bridge thence on to Ann Arbor? We'll drink up Porter's stash of maple syrup in a drunken orgy of 2 X 4s then go for a joy ride in the bass boat.*buys extra ammunition*
*tucks passport in thigh holster*
*checks google maps for driving directions to Moose Rapids*
Let's see -- I'm going north anyway to drop the bass boat off at Haggis's's's's...