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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    *buys extra ammunition*
    *tucks passport in thigh holster*
    *checks google maps for driving directions to Moose Rapids*

    Let's see -- I'm going north anyway to drop the bass boat off at Haggis's's's's...
    Why don't you go through Moose Rapids first then come across 401, over the Ambassador Bridge thence on to Ann Arbor? We'll drink up Porter's stash of maple syrup in a drunken orgy of 2 X 4s then go for a joy ride in the bass boat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Why don't you go through Moose Rapids first then come across 401, over the Ambassador Bridge thence on to Ann Arbor? We'll drink up Porter's stash of maple syrup in a drunken orgy of 2 X 4s then go for a joy ride in the bass boat.


    Will you marry me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Okay. And don't forget, I look like this:


    there's nobody that looks that good where you live, artee.
    Last edited by cray; 04-12-2012 at 09:37 PM. Reason: toenails. MI424WR.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post


    Will you marry me?
    What? Again? And ruin everything?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    there's nobody that looks that good in pennsyltuky.


    Yeah. Too late with the editing, cray.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post


    Yeah. Too late with the editing, cray.
    Nice pick up, artee.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    What? Again? And ruin everything?
    *Sigh*

    I know you're right. And yet, when you come up with wunnerful ideas like that one...well, I can't help proposing.

    A drunken orgy of 2x4s, then. And a joy ride. For old times' sake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post


    Yeah. Too late with the editing, cray.










    it was meant to spare your feelings, pal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    *Sigh*

    I know you're right. And yet, when you come up with wunnerful ideas like that one...well, I can't help proposing.

    A drunken orgy of 2x4s, then. And a joy ride. For old times' sake.
    Kewl.

    We'll get Aunty regdog to watch the brats little darlings.

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    *taps mic*


    ahem.




    *repeats punchline*

    feelings.


















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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Kewl.

    We'll get Aunty regdog to watch the brats little darlings.


    Li'l Zuul there has my green eyes, but no question Haggis Jr. is a chip off your block with those flaming red peepers.

    Say, you have any problems with my knocking off Cray on my way to RT's? He's getting kind of uppity and annoying. I doubt he has anything you want, but if you think of something, just say the word and it's yours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Li'l Zuul there has my green eyes, but no question Haggis Jr. is a chip off your block with those flaming red peepers.

    Say, you have any problems with my knocking off Cray on my way to RT's? He's getting kind of uppity and annoying. I doubt he has anything you want, but if you think of something, just say the word and it's yours.
    Getting?



    New girls...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Getting?



    New girls...
    On second thought, not sure I can wait to kill RT. Will have to circle back for Cray.

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    Take your time. I'll spot the tips of your toes long before the rest of you gets here.

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    You won't be laughing when you see me grip a gun with them. I have an itchy trigger toe.

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    that is funny.


    don't check your reps, cassandra.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    that is funny.


    don't check your reps, cassandra.
    You WOULD be familiar with that definition of trigger toe, wouldn't you? To everyone else, it's just a playful take on a standard western trope. But nooooo, not for you. You probably put that damn definition up there, didn't you? Only one thumbs up on it, I see. Yep. And only three other people have even bothered to thumb it down since 2009. How many kids do you have again?

    Kill schedule restored. Cray first.

    *drives faster*

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    i just report the facts, m'am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    You won't be laughing when you see me grip a gun with them. I have an itchy trigger toe.
    Them thar beeg ceety folks shore have a strange way o usin' smexy talk. Why, even them thar pillowdolphin's talk better'n dat. Kinda creepy though, bein' day're just wannabe nujuryists.

    *spits tobaccy*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Them thar beeg ceety folks shore have a strange way o usin' smexy talk. Why, even them thar pillowdolphin's talk better'n dat. Kinda creepy though, bein' day're just wannabe nujuryists.

    *spits tobaccy*
    Shet yer mouth, you ferkin' Pennsyltuky whozit. I talks reel purty-like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Kewl.

    We'll get Aunty regdog to watch the brats little darlings.



    Fine.

    How do I keep getting talked into this?
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    *drops the cray kids off at reg's house.*

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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Shet yer mouth, you ferkin' Pennsyltuky whozit. I talks reel purty-like.
    *couldn't understand a word of that*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    *couldn't understand a word of that*

    Me neither, actually. I think Cray drugged me. What the heck is a pennsyltuky?

    *checks urban dictionary*
    *scratches head*

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    *drops the cray kids off at reg's house.*
    That's right, you've got the kiddos all to yourself.
    A cute little bug :

    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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