Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

pffft.

i'm not afraid of her.






umm,..*scratches back of neck*....i have to be going now.

Got your bike rollers in place Cray?

i'm about to get on 'em right now.














*checks watch*

*waits for someone to take that out of context*

cray said:

*polishes pip*



*brims with confidence*

i know what your saying, cassandra.
*insert eyebrow guy here*
i'm picking up what you're laying down, lady.
*wink*

how you doin'?

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Ha. You're just trying to get me to babysit the crayolas. Forget it, dude -- I'm so onto that little ploy.

*reaches into thigh holster for cattle prod*

cray said:

i'm about to get on 'em right now. *

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Boy, you and Silent Rob are sure going to be busy then

CassandraW said:

I've got an extra cattle prod, if you want one.

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Thanks!

parumpdragon said:

Hi ToT!

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Parump

I know why cray won't be around this weekend.

You're tellin me someone hung Cray up by his tidy-whities???

Wow.

Go ToT!

That's disgusting

The 'agreement' did not prevent me from visiting sites like this ...

I think the 'agreement' is all in you head

*smells smoke, dials fire department*

Oh. PD's thinking. Nevermind.

PD, if you'd like me to slap him, just say the word.

*slaps RT*

I'm pretty sure she said something.

Yeah. It was probably something snide about your clown-like toes.

*thinks momentarily about slapping PD*

*realizes RT is putting words into PD's mouth*

*realizes the words RT is putting into PD's mouth are in fact his words*

*is momentarily grossed out by the notion of RT putting his regurgitated spittle-covered words in someone else's mouth*

*puts thought aside because it's dinner time*

*slaps RT*

*bets Cass is having spittle coated alphabet soup for supper*

I hate you.

Who won the game today besides whoever played Betroit (soon to move to Brooklyn ... maybe by mid season it will be Brotroit)?

TrainofThought said:

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WTF?

Q. What kind of parent sees this and grabs the camera first?

A. The kind who's relieved that there won't be any grandchildren out of this one.

Rolling Thunder said:

http://popculturenexus.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/newgirl_wallpaper2_zooey_1024x768.jpg

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YOU.
TAKE.
THAT.
BACK.

PorterStarrByrd said:

Who won the game today besides whoever played Betroit (soon to move to Brooklyn ... maybe by mid season it will be Brotroit)?

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Game's not over yet, Porter. Lesse... hate's on first. Angst's on second...

Hey, Cassie. Of course I'm batting for the...





.... oh, fark!

Someone photoshoplifted the bat clean out of my hands paws.


Nina?

GailD said:

Hey, Cassie. Of course I'm batting for the...

.... oh, fark!

Someone photoshoplifted the bat clean out of my hands paws.


Nina?

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When Nina gives you a bat, will you please club RT with it?

Meanwhile...

*slaps RT*

I would hang him on the fence, but he's too dang heavy. Someone wanna give me a hand here?

CassandraW said:

YOU.
TAKE.
THAT.
BACK.

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Wow. Hell hath nothing like a woman scorned RT.

parumpdragon said:

Wow. Hell hath nothing like a woman scorned RT.

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Now, see, here's another instance where it's all about the punctuation.

E.g.,

Hell hath nothing like a woman scorned, RT.

versus

Hell hath nothing like a woman-scorned RT.