Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip
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keep your eyes on the kitty,
then swing!
*grabs doll by ankle and tosses it in air, swatting with bared claws.*
*Gets bored, tosses doll under couch*
*walks away*
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thank you, pumpkin. reg's going to be jealous when she gets back and sees what's going on here.
*wonders how Reg can stay so calm, given the catastrophe that has befallen her*
*marvels that she's not boiling for revenge*
*torn between admiration of her fortitude and a longing to see justice done*
*marvels that she's not boiling for revenge*
*torn between admiration of her fortitude and a longing to see justice done*
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what's this foolishness?
old gil's the one who fetched me a snack.
so, yeah,...who's hitting on who?
dork.
don't you see what's going on here?
she did it to herself.
she lurves me.
*gasp*
That...that can't be.
Yet...yet...the alleycat is still...a cat.
No. I can't believe it. I won't.
*collapses on bar stool and gets started on the Laphroaig a little earlier than usual*
ETA:
Uh, Cray? RT? You guys aren't going to, like, make out or anything, are ya? 'Cause my stomach really can't take much more today.
Hey guys. Sorry to post twice in a row, but this is really important.
Our dear, sweet Susie passed 29,000 posts a little while ago. She's there now in the Funners and Floozies thread, and she's asking to be shmooed. I mean it -- she really is literally asking for it. She even sent me a reppie envying my shmoos, and said nobody ever shmoos her. But that nasty alleycat is just sitting there on his furball tail, ignoring her.
Haggis, Reg -- I know you love her. Couldn't you just turn her into a block of chocolate or a layer cake or something, just for today? It would make her so happy.
ETA:
Guess it's not twice in a row. Thanks, PD! And just to say thank you --
*slaps Cray*
*slaps RT*
Stop annoying PD with your...er...PDA.
Our dear, sweet Susie passed 29,000 posts a little while ago. She's there now in the Funners and Floozies thread, and she's asking to be shmooed. I mean it -- she really is literally asking for it. She even sent me a reppie envying my shmoos, and said nobody ever shmoos her. But that nasty alleycat is just sitting there on his furball tail, ignoring her.
Haggis, Reg -- I know you love her. Couldn't you just turn her into a block of chocolate or a layer cake or something, just for today? It would make her so happy.
ETA:
Guess it's not twice in a row. Thanks, PD! And just to say thank you --
*slaps Cray*
*slaps RT*
Stop annoying PD with your...er...PDA.
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Sorry, Muppet. Really I am.
*slaps Cray again, harder this time*
*slaps RT twice*
Is that any better?
*slaps Cray again, harder this time*
*slaps RT twice*
Is that any better?
my girlfriend has been asking about getting a cat ..
seem to be several reasons against that here today.
can I be on the team and play CATcher?
Please please pretty please ... wait 'pretty' might bring up some sad memories here today ..
seem to be several reasons against that here today.
can I be on the team and play CATcher?
Please please pretty please ... wait 'pretty' might bring up some sad memories here today ..
You're on the team, Porter.
Now. We don't have a lot of rules, but we do have a few. No clubbing Gail. I know she's a cat, but, well -- she's my friend and she says I'm still pretty. And Gilroy, too - he brings donuts. And RT apparently has a cat or two he's attached to, so we'll leave them alone, too. (Though feel free to hit RT. I always do, and he seems to like it.) Oh, and most important rule of all - no chopped tomatoes on your ballpark frank. We've got lots of other toppings for ya -- don't be thinking about smuggling in any of those Chicago dog fixings.
Now where was I. Oh yeah. You can hit any other cat who also happens to be a mod, a tomcat, hangs out with Susie, and has shmooed me and Reg in the last 12 hours. Hit 'em as hard as you like. If you can hit 'em clear over the fence, better yet. Then we can knock off for franks 'n beer.
That's about it, rule-wise. You can pick up your uniform here in the cabbie at 7 am sharp tomorrow. Grab a bat and get right at it -- no need to wait for the rest of the team.
Right. That was the toy-pom taken care of in 0.4 seconds.
Anyone else feel like messing with us cats, today?
Ahh. Simul-post! Nice one, Cassie. I may have to reconsider which team I'll bat for.
Anyone else feel like messing with us cats, today?
Ahh. Simul-post! Nice one, Cassie. I may have to reconsider which team I'll bat for.
Right. That was the toy-pom taken care of in 0.4 seconds.
Anyone else feel like messing with us cats, today?
Now don't get your fur ruffled. You'll see from my post above that we've got nothing against cats generally -- leastaways, I don't -- and we're excluding you and any other cat pertaining to the Cabbie. Seriously -- did you see what that furball did to our Reg? Didn't even have the decency to stick to the time-honored tradition of turning her into an appliance or vehicle. It's horrifying, is what it is.
Shocking!
We'll have to bring in the cavalry.
Hey! Angieeeee!!!!
Ooh, we definitely need the zebra on the team. And she'll be furious when she sees what the furball did to our Reg. ANGIE! Where are you! Gotta uniform for ya!
Heh. Susie's sent me about a dozen reppies insisting the alleycat's really an ok guy when you get to know him. She obviously hasn't seen Reg. And let's face it -- very few of us require dozens of Susie reppies to convince people we're ok at heart.
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