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    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    Sure. Can I slug cray with the bat?
    Of course! As often as you wish.

    *hands bat to reg*

    But please don't hit Gilroy. Sometimes he brings donuts and coffee.

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    Wow. Good will for bringing snacks...

    *places the pastry tray on the bar, just cause...*

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    I'd never hit Gilroy. Cray on the other hand...


    Nice avvie Gilroy
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    see? i just want to be one of the gang and this, THIS is the treatment i receive.

    *wipes away a tear*

    it's no wonder susie stole all of you avatars the other day.


    *sniff*

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    You'd be cute if you didn't remind me of that -- other -- cat. Better get a collar that says "Gilroy" so I don't get confused. Better yet, you might want to stay out of the field while we're playing.

    *arranges for hot dog concession in stands*
    *nixes chopped tomatoes*
    *stocks up on mustard, sauerkraut, and NYC onion sauce*
    *also chopped onions*
    *gets a few bottles of ketchup for those who insist*

    ETA:

    Aw, CRAP! This is really too much. HAGGIS! HAGGIS! Can't you please turn me into a demon puppy again? Please? 'Cause otherwise...I don't wanna think about it!

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    cray, about being one of the gang, You've been here longer than any of us, except maybe the undead Chihuey
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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    see? i just want to be one of the gang and this, THIS is the treatment i receive.

    *wipes away a tear*

    it's no wonder susie stole all of you avatars the other day.


    *sniff*

    *hands Cray tissue and glove*



    right field, skippy!
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    Nina, my luv, you're brilliant!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    don't make me mod you, nina.

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    Reg! Reg! Look what that nasty cat did to me! You'll help me, won't you? Please? A nice demon hamster, like last time? Remember? Anything but this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    cray, about being one of the gang, You've been here longer than any of us, except maybe the undead Chihuey

    that's why it's so *sob* frustrating.

    *sniff*



    Quote Originally Posted by NinaK View Post
    *hands Cray tissue and glove*



    right field, skippy!
    what?

    me?


    really?


















    eta:

    *high fives haggis*

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    eta:

    *high fives haggis*
    My pip is bigger than yours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Reg! Reg! Look what that nasty cat did to me! You'll help me, won't you? Please? A nice demon hamster, like last time? Remember? Anything but this!
    Ask and you shall receive
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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    that's why it's so *sob* frustrating.

    *sniff*





    what?

    me?


    really?


















    eta:

    *high fives haggis*

    For the love of Dawg, battery up, man. Pull yourself together.

    **Sheesh**
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    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    Pull yourself
    But not in public.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NinaK View Post
    *hands Cray tissue and glove*



    right field, skippy!

    *strolls back in from right field*

    look what i picked for you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    Ask and you shall receive
    Thank you, Reg! You're the bestest!



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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Thank you, Reg! You're the bestest!


    Not anymore, Just look at me, I'm hideous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    keep your eyes on the kitty,



    then swing!


    I'd...I'd give just about anything to see alleycat transformed into a battery. And then battered.

    Anything.

    I wish I were cool, like Reg.

    ETA:

    Ooooh. And looking at Reg's avie, I think it just might happen. Reg, don't cry -- you'll always be beautiful on the inside.

    I'll bet Nina could help come up with something really...original...for alleycat if she felt like it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    Not anymore, Just look at me, I'm hideous.

    how you doin'?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    how you doin'?
    Up you're's.

    This is all your fault!!!!!!
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    my boys can swim!?!?!?

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    Doubt it
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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    *strolls back in from right field*

    look what i picked for you!
    Dandelions, my favorite!




    I wonder if this is a bad time to mention he let a man on first and third.
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    don't make me mod you, nina.

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    Doubt it, I don't think he can count that high
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    Quote Originally Posted by NinaK View Post
    I wonder if this is a bad time to mention he let a man on first and third.
    He let a man what on first and third?

    And, while we're on the subject, can we really refer to bieber as a man?

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    is it me or is reg a little snippy today?

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