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    Susie, how come you lets that mean ol' ugly alleycat run amok in the House of Funners and Floozies? I thought it was a place of sweetness n love n cake n chocolate. Was you fooling me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post

    Ooh, nicely done Porter. Really nicely done, I must say. Absolutely the best FIFY I've seen in a while.

    I pride myself in that sort of thing
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    *runs in with hands over codpiece*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    *runs in with hands over codpiece*

    That's disgusting



    ... but no big deal
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    *runs in with hands over codpiece*
    Why, Muppet, who's after your fozzie bears?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    ...
    You're the Hamburgler??? Really ???
    A cute little bug :

    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


    Goodreads

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    PD is confused again ...
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    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
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    I was take a zzzzziesta. My other floozies tried to stop him, but he's all powerful s 4 youz 'n all. We're definitely a house of sweetness, luv 'n chokolit. s

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    Of course we are.
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    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    Quote Originally Posted by parumpdragon View Post
    You're the Hamburgler??? Really ???
    *sigh*

    Am I? I'm not really paying attention anymore. I'm not Morticia. And I'm not anything Haggis or Reg came up with out of their own beautiful brains, and bestowed on me in a joyous celebration of friendship and affection. That being the case, it hardly matters what I am at any given moment, does it?

    I'm guessing really fugly people stop looking in the mirror after a while, too...

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    You were beautiful there for a while ... at least you have that.
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    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    You were beautiful there for a while ... at least you have that.
    Th-thank you, Porter. You're right, I'll always have those memories.

    Susie, I gave you a cake in the Funners and Floozies thread. Ya know, to celebrate your 29,000th. It's super ugly, but probably tastes all right. Can I watch you cut into it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    Absolut Mint!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    mean ol' ugly alleycat
    You just need to learn to scritch the kit at the right spot, there, Cass...
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    It appears she did, just a bit too hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilroy Cullen View Post
    You just need to learn to scritch the kit at the right spot, there, Cass...
    I'm not touching him, 'cept maybe with a baseball bat. Here, kitty, kitty...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    I'm not touching him, 'cept maybe with a baseball bat. Here, kitty, kitty...
    I wouldn't do that.
    Kitties still have sharp claws...


    I know. I's one of em.
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    I love kitty baseball!
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    Nina, my luv, you're brilliant!!!
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    don't make me mod you, nina.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NinaK View Post
    I love kitty baseball!



    *bans self*

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    So, what are you reprobates doing?
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    speak softly & carry a fanged beast CassandraW's Avatar
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    In reppies and in the threads, I'm detecting support for some organized kitty baseball. Hurray!

    *orders uniforms*
    *considers lineup*

    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    So, what are you reprobates doing?
    Starting a team! Wanna join? We could use more supermods.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    *considers lineup*


    that's a little extreme, isn't it?

    ...although i have seen that in movies.

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    Sharpening kittie claws for self defense against kitty baseball...

    Hiya Reg.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    that's a little extreme, isn't it?

    ...although i have seen that in movies.
    *slaps Cray*
    *slaps Cray again*

    How dare you smuttify my wholesome post? Just because we're using a kitty doesn't make it any less the great American pastime.

    It's unpatriotic, that's what it is.

    *slaps Cray a third time*

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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    In reppies and in the threads, I'm detecting support for some organized kitty baseball. Hurray!

    *orders uniforms*
    *considers lineup*



    Starting a team! Wanna join? We could use more supermods.
    Sure. Can I slug cray with the bat?



    Quote Originally Posted by Gilroy Cullen View Post
    Sharpening kittie claws for self defense against kitty baseball...

    Hiya Reg.

    Hey Gilroy
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