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    It's a bird! It's a plane! It's an AW Moderator Ol' Fashioned Girl's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Pfft -- you know you've got nothing to worry about even if I DID report your post! After all, you stole all our avatars and Mac let you off without even a warning!

    *shakes head at laxness of discipline on AW*....
    Oh? Is it discipline you want? Really?

    'Cause I can arrange some discipline. Haggis and me... and JayC... and Reg... we know nuns.

    With rulers.

    Long ones.
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    You're all gonna burn in Hell, ya know. Except for me. I just tried to post a cute ending to the story I started this morning and you all twisted it into something... vile. And perverted. And... well, typical of this joint.

    *founces again*

    ETA: Oh, hi, OFG! You tell 'em!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ol' Fashioned Girl View Post
    Oh? Is it discipline you want? Really?

    'Cause I can arrange some discipline. Haggis and me... and JayC... and Reg... we know nuns.

    With rulers.

    Long ones.
    Long rulers, eh?

    Kinky.




    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    You're all gonna burn in Hell, ya know. Except for me. I just tried to post a cute ending to the story I started this morning and you all twisted it into something... vile. And perverted. And... well, typical of this joint.
    Aw. That's adorable. Did your story include a little bunneh pre-licking a cake and blowing out the candle?

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    What is it about this thread that gets the eyebrow-raising going on???
    A cute little bug :

    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    Dunno, PD. would you believe it doesn't happen when you're not here?
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    And yet, when it does, PD always shows up to watch.

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    It is the spirit of Groucho, which permeates this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    And yet, when it does, PD always shows up to watch.

    Eh, likes to watch, does she? I bet she does, say no more, say no more. Know whatahmean, nudge nudge? A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat.

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    Yeah yeah, Monty too.
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    Is PD a goer, eh? Is she a sport? *snap snap grin grin*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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    ...eight and a half...
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
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    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Can't stay, I'm late for the twit's race.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    Is PD a goer, eh? Is she a sport? *snap snap grin grin*
    Likes games, eh? Knew she would. She's been around a bit, been around? Say no more!
    Last edited by CassandraW; 04-09-2012 at 08:15 AM.

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    Yes please, say no more. You done hounded thet pore innocent chile cleer outta dis thred!
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    *singing*

    ...bravely taking to her feet,
    she beat a very brave retreat...


    Angie! Where the heck are you?! It's Monty Python hour again!

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    She'll be back...

    eta: PD, that is, but it works for Angie too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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    Talking

    That Cass got no quit in her. . . . . . or maybe no eers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
    I don't care what anyone says - Haggis is HAWT!
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    *squints with one eye open...closes shudder...goes back to sleep*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ol' Fashioned Girl View Post

    OMG, OFG! I used to have one of these! A friend gave it to me as a gag gift! She was awesome. Her eyes flashed red as she charged toward you. They could have improved it by making her arm move to slap the ruler down, but you can't have everything.

    Makes me happy just to look at her. She adorned my desk for years, but I lost her during one of my moves.

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    Good morning!
    A cute little bug :

    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


    Goodreads

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    GOOOD MORNIN !!!

    I feel .. scintilated
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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post

    GOOOD MORNIN !!!

    I feel .. scintilated
    Maybe. But you look weird.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
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