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    Evil Chihuey Overlord SuperModerator Haggis's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Know whut I mean? Know whut I'm sayin'?

    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    I knows. I'm still crying over that triple bogey. It killed him. But if my boy Phil couldn't win it, I'm glad the other lefty did.
    If a guy named "Bubba" can't win a tournament in August, Georgia, something's wrong with the world.
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    There are no bite marks on the bunny. I swear.











    At least, not yet.

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    Just gummed her a little, didja?

    And maybe a few prelicks? She's not chocolate, you know.
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    Ew.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    There are no bite marks on the bunny. I swear.











    At least, not yet.
    Looks like there's some bruising around the ankles. D'ja hogtie her?

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    If a guy named "Bubba" can't win a tournament in August, Georgia, something's wrong with the world.
    Yeah, there was a certain fitness to it all. And I like Bubba. I just have a long-standing crush on Phil.

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    practical experience, FTW kenthepen's Avatar
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    I'm sher he jes' captchurvated her wittiz charm.
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    If it weren't Easter, I'd definitely moon you guyz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    *should know, hasn't looked me in the eye yet...*


    ... which is especially noteworthy, considering your eyes are larger than your breasts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susie View Post
    If it weren't Easter, I'd definitely moon you guyz.
    *reports post*

    *gives Susie anyway*

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    aww, no *report post* - I give youz s too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susie View Post
    aww, no *report post* - I give youz s too
    Pfft -- you know you've got nothing to worry about even if I DID report your post! After all, you stole all our avatars and Mac let you off without even a warning!

    *shakes head at laxness of discipline on AW*

    *gives Susie lots of pre-licked s*

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    *pats bunny again*

    They're just jealous, Susie.


    Um... I mean, George.

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    I sometimes hiccup fire parumpdragon's Avatar
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    I think you're confused, and apparently I would know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by parumpdragon View Post
    I think you're confused, and apparently I would know.
    PD is exactly right...

    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    *pats bunny again*

    They're just jealous, Susie.


    Um... I mean, George.
    ...'cause Susie's in my reppies, eating .

    But QW's unaccounted for, so...

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    She does have pointy little teeth...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. — Isabel Allende

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    *puts bunny in sack*

    That's it. You're're all meanie McMeansters.

    *founces*

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    ...and that may be the last time we see RT. Save the holy hand grenade, Kells, he obviously wants to be ripped to bits.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. — Isabel Allende

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    She does have pointy little teeth...
    ...she can leap about -- look at the BONES!

    *waits*

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    I knew you were just trying to get her in the sack. . . . .
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    I warned him, but did he listen to me? Oh, no, he knew it all, didn't he? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--

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    Pffft. You went Parking last night. Tonight is my night.

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    Hahahahahaaaa
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Pffft. You went Parking last night. Tonight is my night.
    *slaps RT*

    What exactly are you implying, sir?

    Oh, it doesn't matter.

    *slaps RT again*

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    *watches all the entertainment.
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