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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Know whut I mean? Know whut I'm sayin'?

    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    I knows. I'm still crying over that triple bogey. It killed him. But if my boy Phil couldn't win it, I'm glad the other lefty did.
    If a guy named "Bubba" can't win a tournament in August, Georgia, something's wrong with the world.
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    There are no bite marks on the bunny. I swear.











    At least, not yet.

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    Just gummed her a little, didja?

    And maybe a few prelicks? She's not chocolate, you know.
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    Ew.
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    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    There are no bite marks on the bunny. I swear.











    At least, not yet.
    Looks like there's some bruising around the ankles. D'ja hogtie her?

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    If a guy named "Bubba" can't win a tournament in August, Georgia, something's wrong with the world.
    Yeah, there was a certain fitness to it all. And I like Bubba. I just have a long-standing crush on Phil.

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    I'm sher he jes' captchurvated her wittiz charm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    *should know, hasn't looked me in the eye yet...*


    ... which is especially noteworthy, considering your eyes are larger than your breasts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susie View Post
    If it weren't Easter, I'd definitely moon you guyz.
    *reports post*

    *gives Susie anyway*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susie View Post
    aww, no *report post* - I give youz s too
    Pfft -- you know you've got nothing to worry about even if I DID report your post! After all, you stole all our avatars and Mac let you off without even a warning!

    *shakes head at laxness of discipline on AW*

    *gives Susie lots of pre-licked s*

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    *pats bunny again*

    They're just jealous, Susie.


    Um... I mean, George.

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    I think you're confused, and apparently I would know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by parumpdragon View Post
    I think you're confused, and apparently I would know.
    PD is exactly right...

    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    *pats bunny again*

    They're just jealous, Susie.


    Um... I mean, George.
    ...'cause Susie's in my reppies, eating .

    But QW's unaccounted for, so...

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    She does have pointy little teeth...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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    *puts bunny in sack*

    That's it. You're're all meanie McMeansters.

    *founces*

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    ...and that may be the last time we see RT. Save the holy hand grenade, Kells, he obviously wants to be ripped to bits.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    She does have pointy little teeth...
    ...she can leap about -- look at the BONES!

    *waits*

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    I knew you were just trying to get her in the sack. . . . .
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    I warned him, but did he listen to me? Oh, no, he knew it all, didn't he? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--

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    Pffft. You went Parking last night. Tonight is my night.

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    Hahahahahaaaa
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Pffft. You went Parking last night. Tonight is my night.
    *slaps RT*

    What exactly are you implying, sir?

    Oh, it doesn't matter.

    *slaps RT again*

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    *watches all the entertainment.
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