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    Quote Originally Posted by NinaK View Post
    The Easter Battery is hatching!!!


    Sooo cute Nina!
    A cute little bug :

    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    bob?







    are you responsible for this?
    <---------------
    Nice pecker you got there, cray.
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
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    haggis? why would you say that?
    i mean, i can practically hear qw unselfbanniifying himself as we speak. fark.


    pd, no. no it's not cute.




    swach, it's very frustrating.
    and hurtful.

    the people of aw do not like when i'm not my normal huge and awesome battery.

    i weep for them.




    and why isn't my multiquote button working!???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Nice pecker you got there, cray.
    He's a Pip-less pecker though.



    Wonder how that will go over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    haggis? why would you say that?
    ....

    the people of aw do not like when i'm not my normal huge and awesome battery.

    i weep for them.

    and why isn't my multiquote button working!???
    Jessica Alba in an Easter dress.

    Feel better yet???

    A cute little bug :

    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    Guys, I think cray is starting to crack.

    No wait, too late..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    Guys, I think cray is starting to crack.

    No wait, too late..
    A cute little bug :

    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    Quote Originally Posted by parumpdragon View Post
    Jessica Alba in an Easter dress.

    Feel better yet???

    ............................

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    Quote Originally Posted by parumpdragon View Post
    Jessica Alba in an Easter dress.

    Feel better yet???

    That's disgusting
    http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/


    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    Guys, I think cray is starting to crack.



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    He's hatched, the Easter Battery has finally hatched!


    Quote Originally Posted by Leukman View Post
    Nina, my luv, you're brilliant!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    don't make me mod you, nina.

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    That's disgusting .. can we put it back?
    http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/


    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    Look who's talking about disgusting. Are you making buckens or chinnies?
    113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up!

    Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality

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    Easter eggs
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    I'm pretty sure that's monitored by the ICC. Surprised you haven't heard from them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NinaK View Post
    He's hatched, the Easter Battery has finally hatched!


    Yay!

    The rare easter battery!

    Porter, do you know taxidermy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    ............................
    Is that a yes?


    or are you looking up her skirt???
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    Red face

    Looking up--?? You mean that wasn't an edible part of the candy??
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    Why does cray have wings? And why is there a single moose horn sticking out of the top of his pip?

    I miss his beautiful battery avatar.

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    thank you for your support, artee.

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    Okay. Who had five minutes in the 'how fast will cray to reply to an insincere post' pool?

    Haggis is holding the cash, so please be sure to see him before he disappears for the weekend.

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    Cute Easter avatar, but is it too obvious to say he should be a battery Bunny?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Why does cray have wings? And why is there a single moose horn sticking out of the top of his pip?

    I miss his beautiful battery avatar.


    Cray, is that you?

    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    thank you for your support, artee.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Okay. Who had five minutes in the 'how fast will cray to reply to an insincere post' pool?

    Haggis is holding the cash, so please be sure to see him before he disappears for the weekend.
    OH. This explains everything. Dammit, I'm out -- I bet two minutes.

    ETA: Which the bunneh assured me would be the correct answer. DB.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella
    cray watches kids on Netflix.
    Quote Originally Posted by Other-Other Rob
    I think of children all the time.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post


    Cray, is that you?
    Somebody has been snitching the sacrificial wine again...

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    C'mon, RT, it's sacramental wine. Sacrificial virgins, sacramental wine. Sacrificial virgins, sacramental wine. Got it?
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