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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Ya know... taunting OFG isn't going to end well, Haggis. She knows all your dirt and where you've buried it on AW.
    Come on, man, I've been using the toilet for a couple of years now.
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    Digging tootsie rolls out of the cat box doesn't count as 'using the toilet', Haggis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Yes. Yes I are.


    Not shy either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ol' Fashioned Girl View Post
    Digging tootsie rolls out of the cat box doesn't count as 'using the toilet', Haggis.
    EW!
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    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Come on, man, I've been using the toilet for a couple of years now.
    That doesn't count. Dogs get thirsty.

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    OMG.

    Bad RT, BAD!

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    Suspense? Doesn't everyone know women only wear two types of pumps?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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    Did somebody say suspenders? I never wear suspenders.
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    No need to if you're wearing the right pumps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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    Water pumps? oil pumps? Pumpernickel?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    Wow.
    I thought Haggis was kidding,
    You really are the new girl?

    *or is a fella really going to try this?*


    Oh, puh-lease. I sure didn't learn the slang from fellas.

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    *wonders where Cass is... may need to take over slapping duties...*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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    You mean I could get octo-toe slapped?
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    sheesh
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    No, she didn't leave those behind. And Kell is prolly right, I think she's getting a pedicure with her laundryboy.

    But if you're not careful, I'll pick up Haggis and slap you with his bunny ears.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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    No sheeshing! No sheeshing!
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    Cray should be a sweetie and don the snugglebunny avie for Easter. Think he'd do that for you, Kells?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    So...

    How long you gonna keep us all in suspense?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    I guess it's a different world where I live...

    Here, if a guy begins a proclamation with "The reason a woman does x..." you usually can't hear the second half of his sentence over the sound of all the safety's getting clicked to off on the girl's handguns...
    We don't need no stinkin' safeties.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    Cray should be a sweetie and don the snugglebunny avie for Easter. Think he'd do that for you, Kells?
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    I'm sure he's on that Swatch... positive.


    no.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    no.
    You could ask Nina for help.
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    yanno, when i think back it becomes clear that nina has never really been that much help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    yanno, when i think back it becomes clear that nina has never really been that much help.
    That's harsh, man. All that effort she's put out on your behalf? Heh. Put out.
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    *giggle*


    hey, where's your big DB hat today?

    see what i did there. i'm sure that's way over a LOT of heads but yeah,..that's gold.

    anyway, hell of a curve ball on that guy. last name begins with 'v' i think.

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    Cute, cray. Cute.

    Yeah, the "V" guy has a hell of a curve ball. A hell of a fastball too. Threw a two hitter and couldn't get the win. But at least the evil Bostonites were vanquished.
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