Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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swachski

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Hey, it's the new boy! :hi:

*slaps Cass*
 

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Hey, it's the new boy! :hi:

*slaps Cass*

HEY! Whatchoo slappin' me for? I dint do nuthin', I tell ya.


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Waaaaaiiiiit a second. KenthePen has been on AW longer than I have. OK, got me there. But what about here in the Cabaret, huh? Huh? When was the first time he stuck his head in here?


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AND he smells like cabbage.


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And for all you know, he's a girl. An uuuuuuuugggly girl.
 

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I would certainly be an ugly girl. Six foot two inches, two hundred pounds of romping stomping dynamite.
 

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But he's funny, so he's disqualified.
 

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Well then...you may have found your girl, Cass.
 

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But he's funny, so he's disqualified.

Oh, those weren't the qualifications for being new. Those were the qualifications for some chick I'd bring here, to strategically stop being the New Girl and yet not forsake more New Girl attention than strictly necessary.

KtP is already here, and not a damn thing I can do about it. So I may as well make the most of him.


*walks around KtP, mulling over the possibilities*


...but apparently, he's not a girl. The best I can do is demand you all start calling him "New Boy."



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goddamit, I INSIST!
 

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oh, Cabana boy... over here. My suntan lotion needs to be reapplied.
 

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A Mai tai.

Oh, and clean up these crumbs on the table.
 

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*hands swach a tie and a bucket of question marks* Sorry, ma'am, the management insists.

Sorry, just realized I don't know how to tie a mai tie?
 

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bettie, you're no fun. :(

*brushes crumbs on lap*
 

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*holds out bucket*

Yes.

And stop calling me ma'am.
 

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*notices that the new girl doesn't get a blanket*
 

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*sneaks in through service door, sweeps, mops, replaces towels, tosses a blanket over New Boy... then picks up all of yesterday's discarded insults and places them back in ye olde recycle bin...*

**Looks around at the clean bar**

Where the hell am I and how did I get here?










New pic.

Matilda.jpg


Note the mark of the devil on her forehead and the mismatched raccoon tail. Obviously Satan's spawn.

It looks like we've decided on Matilda, AKA 'Tilly.

*walks off humming Waltzing Matilda*


Cute name. Devil's spawn? Well, sure, she's yours
 
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