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    *looks up sheet music for Waltzing Matilda...for research purposes only. Really.*


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    Haggis hid my stash and is mocking me.

    Brian drank the Jameson.

    I have no idea on how to flounce both meatspace and cyberspace.






    *Drinks. Wine. Does sewing job on poodle.*




    It's male, now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    *looks up sheet music for Waltzing Matilda...for research purposes only. Really.*
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    Haggis hid my stash and is mocking me.

    Brian drank the Jameson.

    I have no idea on how to flounce both meatspace and cyberspace.






    *Drinks. Wine. Does sewing job on poodle.*




    It's male, now.
    Poor puppy.

    I used up your stash last week, remember? You gotta send the new girl out for more.
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    Rob, you are officially Haggis' slave now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Haggis --

    I LOVE the name. Totally love it. Wish I'd come up with it. Though I suspect you're not humming Tom Waits' Tom Traubert's Blues, as I am (one of my favit songs EVAH -- and the refrain does referencing Waltzing Matilda).

    *pops Small Change album into CD player*

    And I love your new puppy. She's awesome. And the mark of Satan -- I love that, too.

    And, oh heck, I guess I lurves you, too.

    *dissolves into happy tears*
    Thanks, Cass. But you should know that I'm humming Tom T. Hall's "I Like Beer."

    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    *looks up sheet music for Waltzing Matilda...for research purposes only. Really.*
    I double dog dare you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Poor puppy.

    I used up your stash last week, remember? You gotta send the new girl out for more.
    STOP.

    CALLING.

    ME.

    THAT.





    Edited to add:

    OR YOU'LL BE SORRY.


    Edited again to add:

    REALLY FREAKING SORRY.


    Edited a third time to add:

    MAKE MY FREAKIN' DAY, PUNKS.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    STOP.

    CALLING.

    ME.

    THAT.





    Edited to add:

    OR YOU'LL BE SORRY.


    Edited again to add:

    REALLY FREAKING SORRY.


    Edited a third time to add:

    MAKE MY FREAKIN' DAY, PUNKS.
    The only way to stop it is to go out and drag another one over here. I know you have it in you.

    By the way, it's better if they're living when they get here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I double dog dare you.
    Pff. I already have the sheet music and just finished my first playthrough. Gimme a day or three and I'll post a recording.

    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    STOP.

    CALLING.

    ME.

    THAT.





    Edited to add:

    OR YOU'LL BE SORRY.


    Edited again to add:

    REALLY FREAKING SORRY.


    Edited a third time to add:

    MAKE MY FREAKIN' DAY, PUNKS.
    Take it easy before you blow a gasket, New Girl.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    The only way to stop it is to go out and drag another one over here. I know you have it in you.

    By the way, it's better if they're living when they get here.
    *kicks pile of corpses*

    That's been the trouble. They all seem to prefer death to this place. Got one of 'em through the door alive, but she impaled herself on a broken bottle almost immediately.

    Gotta get me some duct tape. And some roofies.


    Edited to add:

    Say, do they have to be conscious?


    Edited again to add:

    And exactly how long do they have to stay alive? Ya know -- for me to stop being the New Girl?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    *kicks pile of corpses*

    That's been the trouble. They all seem to prefer death to this place. Got one of 'em through the door alive, but she impaled herself on a broken bottle almost immediately.

    Gotta get me some duct tape. And some roofies.


    Edited to add:

    Say, do they have to be conscious?
    Of course not. Don't you remember your first visit? Of course you don't.

    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Edited again to add:

    And exactly how long do they have to stay alive? Ya know -- for me to stop being the New Girl?
    Mel insists on serving fresh meat. So use that as a guideline.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Of course not. Don't you remember your first visit? Of course you don't.
    Well, I remember waking up on the floor and seeing this leering rabbit looking down at....


    GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!


    *scrubs self with steel wool and bleach*

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Mel insists on serving fresh meat. So use that as a guideline.
    Oh, easy peasy. Wish I'd known that's all there was to it -- coulda lured my date last week here for a nightcap instead of leaving him to bleed out under the table at that restaurant.

    *scampers up to SYW to find a suitable patsy*
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    Haggis? Do you think the new girl realizes if she finds, well, a newer girl, she'll then be an old girl and the new new girl will get all the attention that new girls tend to get around here?

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    Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    Just a wee bit longer....
    TWSS
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    Hey look, the old girl is back!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



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    ...not like I wasn't already freaking out about turning 30 later this year

















    , everyone btw!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Haggis? Do you think the new girl realizes if she finds, well, a newer girl, she'll then be an old girl and the new new girl will get all the attention that new girls tend to get around here?

    note to self:

    (1) find really uuuuuggggly new girl

    (2) who's not funny

    (3) and has kind of a weird smell to her, like split pea soup maybe, or cabbage

    (4) yeah. cabbage
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    Whew, good thing I don't fit any some all of those criteria.


    Cella!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



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    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. — Isabel Allende

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    I'm a little stinky.






    but I'm also old, apparently, so it's a win-win for me.
    There's still plenty of time to f*%# it all up! - quickWit

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    I like ur usertitle, swachskskisiksiwki!




    *tee hee...tit*





    *snicker*
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    Hey, thanks. Someone (old) keeps misspelling it..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. — Isabel Allende

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    I'm a little stinky.






    but I'm also old, apparently, so it's a win-win for me.

    You may be stinky, but you're nowhere close to old.

    And yer sooooooo goooood lookin'.
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    AND... her little red light is always on.

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    Cella's a hussy.

    And a minx.

    Edited to add:

    Also a strumpet.
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    ^ jealous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    ^ jealous.

    Don't be jealous, swachskiskiskiskiski!

    You're a floozy. And a harlot. And a jade. And a scarlet woman.

    Feel better?
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