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    *looks up sheet music for Waltzing Matilda...for research purposes only. Really.*
    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra, who will NEVER live this down if I have anything to say about it
    At this point, cray, showering with you and qW sounds just fine.
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    cray watches kids on Netflix.

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    Haggis hid my stash and is mocking me.

    Brian drank the Jameson.

    I have no idea on how to flounce both meatspace and cyberspace.






    *Drinks. Wine. Does sewing job on poodle.*




    It's male, now.
    I'm designing 'Full Time' for Aquarius Custom Jewelry. Come see the sparkling fun. My work is featured on Page 1!
    I'm editing the 'Sensible Man' I STILL love these unpaid gigs


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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    *looks up sheet music for Waltzing Matilda...for research purposes only. Really.*
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    Haggis hid my stash and is mocking me.

    Brian drank the Jameson.

    I have no idea on how to flounce both meatspace and cyberspace.






    *Drinks. Wine. Does sewing job on poodle.*




    It's male, now.
    Poor puppy.

    I used up your stash last week, remember? You gotta send the new girl out for more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Haggis --

    I LOVE the name. Totally love it. Wish I'd come up with it. Though I suspect you're not humming Tom Waits' Tom Traubert's Blues, as I am (one of my favit songs EVAH -- and the refrain does referencing Waltzing Matilda).

    *pops Small Change album into CD player*

    And I love your new puppy. She's awesome. And the mark of Satan -- I love that, too.

    And, oh heck, I guess I lurves you, too.

    *dissolves into happy tears*
    Thanks, Cass. But you should know that I'm humming Tom T. Hall's "I Like Beer."

    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    *looks up sheet music for Waltzing Matilda...for research purposes only. Really.*
    I double dog dare you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Poor puppy.

    I used up your stash last week, remember? You gotta send the new girl out for more.
    STOP.

    CALLING.

    ME.

    THAT.





    Edited to add:

    OR YOU'LL BE SORRY.


    Edited again to add:

    REALLY FREAKING SORRY.


    Edited a third time to add:

    MAKE MY FREAKIN' DAY, PUNKS.
    Quote Originally Posted by robeiae
    Sometimes you're no fun at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    STOP.

    CALLING.

    ME.

    THAT.





    Edited to add:

    OR YOU'LL BE SORRY.


    Edited again to add:

    REALLY FREAKING SORRY.


    Edited a third time to add:

    MAKE MY FREAKIN' DAY, PUNKS.
    The only way to stop it is to go out and drag another one over here. I know you have it in you.

    By the way, it's better if they're living when they get here.
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I double dog dare you.
    Pff. I already have the sheet music and just finished my first playthrough. Gimme a day or three and I'll post a recording.

    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    STOP.

    CALLING.

    ME.

    THAT.





    Edited to add:

    OR YOU'LL BE SORRY.


    Edited again to add:

    REALLY FREAKING SORRY.


    Edited a third time to add:

    MAKE MY FREAKIN' DAY, PUNKS.
    Take it easy before you blow a gasket, New Girl.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra, who will NEVER live this down if I have anything to say about it
    At this point, cray, showering with you and qW sounds just fine.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella
    cray watches kids on Netflix.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    The only way to stop it is to go out and drag another one over here. I know you have it in you.

    By the way, it's better if they're living when they get here.
    *kicks pile of corpses*

    That's been the trouble. They all seem to prefer death to this place. Got one of 'em through the door alive, but she impaled herself on a broken bottle almost immediately.

    Gotta get me some duct tape. And some roofies.


    Edited to add:

    Say, do they have to be conscious?


    Edited again to add:

    And exactly how long do they have to stay alive? Ya know -- for me to stop being the New Girl?
    Quote Originally Posted by robeiae
    Sometimes you're no fun at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    *kicks pile of corpses*

    That's been the trouble. They all seem to prefer death to this place. Got one of 'em through the door alive, but she impaled herself on a broken bottle almost immediately.

    Gotta get me some duct tape. And some roofies.


    Edited to add:

    Say, do they have to be conscious?
    Of course not. Don't you remember your first visit? Of course you don't.

    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Edited again to add:

    And exactly how long do they have to stay alive? Ya know -- for me to stop being the New Girl?
    Mel insists on serving fresh meat. So use that as a guideline.
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Of course not. Don't you remember your first visit? Of course you don't.
    Well, I remember waking up on the floor and seeing this leering rabbit looking down at....


    GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!


    *scrubs self with steel wool and bleach*

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Mel insists on serving fresh meat. So use that as a guideline.
    Oh, easy peasy. Wish I'd known that's all there was to it -- coulda lured my date last week here for a nightcap instead of leaving him to bleed out under the table at that restaurant.

    *scampers up to SYW to find a suitable patsy*
    Quote Originally Posted by robeiae
    Sometimes you're no fun at all.

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    Haggis? Do you think the new girl realizes if she finds, well, a newer girl, she'll then be an old girl and the new new girl will get all the attention that new girls tend to get around here?

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    Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    Just a wee bit longer....
    TWSS
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    Hey look, the old girl is back!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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    ...not like I wasn't already freaking out about turning 30 later this year

















    , everyone btw!
    Where you start isn't nearly as important as where you finish. - quickWit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Haggis? Do you think the new girl realizes if she finds, well, a newer girl, she'll then be an old girl and the new new girl will get all the attention that new girls tend to get around here?

    note to self:

    (1) find really uuuuuggggly new girl

    (2) who's not funny

    (3) and has kind of a weird smell to her, like split pea soup maybe, or cabbage

    (4) yeah. cabbage
    Quote Originally Posted by robeiae
    Sometimes you're no fun at all.

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    Whew, good thing I don't fit any some all of those criteria.


    Cella!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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    I'm a little stinky.






    but I'm also old, apparently, so it's a win-win for me.
    Where you start isn't nearly as important as where you finish. - quickWit

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    I like ur usertitle, swachskskisiksiwki!




    *tee hee...tit*





    *snicker*
    Where you start isn't nearly as important as where you finish. - quickWit

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    Hey, thanks. Someone (old) keeps misspelling it..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    I'm a little stinky.






    but I'm also old, apparently, so it's a win-win for me.

    You may be stinky, but you're nowhere close to old.

    And yer sooooooo goooood lookin'.
    Quote Originally Posted by robeiae
    Sometimes you're no fun at all.

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    AND... her little red light is always on.

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    Cella's a hussy.

    And a minx.

    Edited to add:

    Also a strumpet.
    Quote Originally Posted by robeiae
    Sometimes you're no fun at all.

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    ^ jealous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    ^ jealous.

    Don't be jealous, swachskiskiskiskiski!

    You're a floozy. And a harlot. And a jade. And a scarlet woman.

    Feel better?
    Quote Originally Posted by robeiae
    Sometimes you're no fun at all.

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