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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post


    *logs off forever*
    Wait! Don't go! That damn link doesn't work!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Wait! Don't go! That damn link doesn't work!
    Don't worry. When you reach 2000 posts it'll show you a side of Angie you've never seen before. Or a front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Don't worry. When you reach 2000 posts it'll show you a side of Angie you've never seen before. Or a front.


    I'll hit 1000 sometime in the next week at the rate I'm going. Do I get anything for that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post


    I'll hit 1000 sometime in the next week at the rate I'm going. Do I get anything for that?
    Sympathy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Don't worry. When you reach 2000 posts it'll show you a side of Angie you've never seen before. Or a front.
    Dammit, RT, that's supposed to be a special surprise.

    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post


    I'll hit 1000 sometime in the next week at the rate I'm going. Do I get anything for that?
    Adjusted meds?

    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Sympathy.
    That too.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Sigh. I know why the caged bird sings.

    *looks for exit*

    damn it -- nailed shut.
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    *snort*

    Bondage bird poetry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    You prefer something a little rougher, maybe?

    Damn, Del's going to be sorry he missed this.
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    That's disgusting.

    *founces*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    That's disgusting.

    *founces*

    pfft. You totally wanted it.
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    I'm afraid you've bonded with yours, Kells.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    I helped solve the crime! I helped solve the crime!

    See? See?



    Who's a New Girl NOW, huh? Any of YOU on Mac's poster, hmmmmmm?
    Oh, snap!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    I helped solve the crime! I helped solve the crime!

    See? See?



    Who's a New Girl NOW, huh? Any of YOU on Mac's poster, hmmmmmm?
    Oh, snap!
    *adjusts new girl's meds*

    Their ya go.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Dam! Just got home from work and missed THE WHOLE DAM THING!
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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    *snickers... kid thinks it's a good thing Mac knows you by name*

    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    *preens, struts*

    She quoted me!
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    Yeah, after all your fame, you're still the new girl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



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    anybody still here???
    A cute little bug :

    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    I'ze here, Miss PD.
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    me too.

    PD, where've you been? Sleeping?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



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    From the looks of things, PD got into bettielee's fingerpaints today. She's looking mighty colorful. Or maybe it's just from looking at all that black and white all day.
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    Good to see you've got your octotoes back.
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    Yeah, the floor is starting to get a little dusty. Cass, make sure you get under the table, k hon?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
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    I usually get the crumbs with my mustache.
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