Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

swachski said:

eta: I don't like the way your letters are looking at me, Angie.



Oh wait, actually I do.

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swachski said:

I don't like the way your letters are looking at me, Porter.

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Sorry ..

I thought you were the new girl.

These avies kinda level the playing field, don't they?

PorterStarrByrd said:

Sorry ..

I thought you were the new girl.

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I'm NOT a new girl anymore! I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm NOT! I've been here a whole month and a half now! I've got 800-something posts and over 1500 reppies! I've been shmooed and electrocuted and had Haggis's's's's demon spawn and I've sexually harassed and assaulted EVERYONE!

Mac has deleted one of my posts as being entirely too offensive for AW! Has that ever happened to you?

Didn't think so, syrup boy.

SO STOP CALLING ME THE NEW GIRL. Or you'll be sorry.

Whatever, New Girl.

CassandraW said:

and I've sexually harassed and assaulted EVERYONE!

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not everyone.

swachski said:

not everyone.

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oh...sorry...

*gropes swachski*
*slaps her*

CassandraW said:

oh...sorry...

*gropes swachski*
*slaps her*

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Sorry ...

I thought you were Porter.


eta: or Kelly.

*slaps Kelly*

Can't you do better than that?

*notices Kelly seems to like math, forwards 15 sets of tax forms to her*

CassandraW said:

I'm NOT a new girl anymore! I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm NOT! I've been here a whole month and a half now! I've got 800-something posts and over 1500 reppies! I've been shmooed and electrocuted and had Haggis's's's's demon spawn and I've sexually harassed and assaulted EVERYONE!

Mac has deleted one of my posts as being entirely too offensive for AW! Has that ever happened to you?

Didn't think so, syrup boy.

SO STOP CALLING ME THE NEW GIRL. Or you'll be sorry.

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I'm sorry

I thought you were Rumpy

When you 'drool' on s, Porter, you should do it delicately likes I do

Susie said:

When you 'drool' on s, Porter, you should do it delicately likes I do

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I didn't drool on the ones I sent you on your birthday thingy. In fact one them I didn't even try to taste.

I would like to point out that I have not been sexually harassed.

nor has you avatar, evidently

FabricatedParadise said:

I would like to point out that I have not been sexually harassed.

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*gropes Fabricated Paradise*

Ooooooh. You are

One.

HOT.

Pepper.

OK. Did I get everyone now?

Hussy.

KellyAssauer said:

Let me get these gloves off...

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Would you mind taking those boots off too?

No, left that in the asylum for our official fight in front of the audience. This is just a warm up.

Let me take off these hoop earrings..

Angie said:

Hussy.

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Mole-rat lover.

Careful, Cass. Angie might slap you.

She's a real slapper.



Just saying.

GailD said:

Careful, Cass. Angie might slap you.

She's a real slapper.



Just saying.

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Oh, I know. She sliced my arms off in my reppies, but I'm headbutting her whenever I can hop close enough.

Take that, Angie!

*butts Angie with helmet*

The Black Knight ALWAYS triumphs!

Huh? Who are you people? Where am I?

Angie. Cassie. You're confusing KLM.

headbutting

*giggles*

GailD said:

Angie. Cassie. You're confusing KLM.

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I don't get it.