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    I need some advice:

    Write a new scene for my current book.
    Or
    Do my taxes.

    Discuss.

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    You spelled kayak backwards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    I need some advice:

    Write a new scene for my current book.
    Or
    Do my taxes.

    Discuss.
    I usually charge $650 an hour for advice. But since it's you...

    Write the scene if you're feeling it. A good writing mood is precious. You'll never feel like dealing with tax forms, and you've got a couple more weeks. I squish stuff like that into times when I'm feeling particularly uninspired and grumpy anyway. (Already did my taxes, in between sorting through comments in SYW. Now I'm having fun with my ghost story.)

    crap -- that was kind of sincere. gonna ruin my reputation with stuff like that...

    Or hell -- just stay here and be sexually harassed.

    *starts music*

    Come on, RT -- work it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    I usually charge $650 an hour for advice. But since it's you...

    Write the scene if you're feeling it. A good writing mood is precious. You'll never feel like dealing with tax forms, and you've got a couple more weeks. I squish stuff like that into times when I'm feeling particularly uninspired and grumpy anyway. (Already did my taxes, in between sorting through comments in SYW. Now I'm having fun with my ghost story.)

    crap -- that was kind of sincere. gonna ruin my reputation with stuff like that...

    Or hell -- just stay here and be sexually harassed.

    *starts music*

    Come on, RT -- work it.
    *saves Cass's sincerity for future blackmail purposes*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    *saves Cass's sincerity for future blackmail purposes*

    It was a joke! It was a joke, damn it!

    *turns up music*

    Come on, STRUT! Shake it! Show us your moves!

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    Even if I did, you wouldn't see it.

    Besides, dancing is for muppets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    *flicks muppet's tassel*

    Now founce for me. Yeah. Make it jiggle, baby.
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    *sets up video camera*
    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    *puts on appropriate music*

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNcskHlvc2c
    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    I'm pretty sure that's Rob's anthem.
    *stiffens upper lip*

    *screws in monocle*

    *taps top hat*

    *stands to attention*

    And...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    *fowyownces!*


    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    dancing is for muppets.
    But muppets dancing is for the world!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Even if I did, you wouldn't see it.
    Oh...but I could picture it.

    *pictures Hello Kitty transformer rolling around to 70's porn music*

    *giggles*

    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Besides, dancing is for muppets.
    Well, Porter's trying to get in the groove. See, look...

    *looks*
    *looks away*
    *shudders*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    *stiffens upper lip*

    *screws in monocle*

    *taps top hat*

    *stands to attention*

    And...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    *fowyownces!*
    Oh, that's offensive.

    *reports post*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    I need some advice:

    Write a new scene for my current book.
    Or
    Do my taxes.

    Discuss.
    If you're getting money back, do your taxes. If you owe money wait until April 13 then do them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    If you're getting money back, do your taxes. If you owe money wait until April 13 then do them.


    Money back.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post


    Money back.



    This.

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    Rob, you are officially Haggis' slave now.
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    Two gallons of genuwine maple syrup ... bottled

    plus a little more maple evaporating the rest of the way to sugar at room temp... ready in a few days.

    sap is flowing this after noon ... prolly cook again on Monday
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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    I usually charge $650 an hour for advice. crap -- that was kind of sincere. gonna ruin my reputation with stuff like that...
    damned near pro bono eh?
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post





    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    damned near pro bono eh?
    It'd be pro bono for RT. You, I'd charge $650 an hour.

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    euros?
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    brief
    Always thought you were the commando type there, Cass...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilroy Cullen View Post
    Always thought you were the commando type there, Cass...



    I never said they were my briefs.



    *amends complaint to add additional sexual harassment claim against Gilroy*

    *reports post in order to create paper trail*

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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    *pulls hot dogs, marshmallows, roasting forks, and liquor out of thigh holsters*

    Awesomeness! Another barbecue!

    *throws Porter on the blaze*

    *opens bottle of Laphroaig*

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    pulls hot dogs...

    *snickers*

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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    pulls hot dogs...

    *snickers*
    *grabs hot sausage, sticks it into bun*

    Anyone for some sweet cherry pie?

    And apparently RT has some snickers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post


    Money back.



    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    This.

    x 3.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    x 3.
    You too?

    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    *grabs hot sausage, sticks it into bun*

    Anyone for some sweet cherry pie?

    And apparently RT has some snickers.
    *reports post*

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