Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

Silent Rob · Jan 10, 2012

cray said:
rob,...robby,...bob,....
all joking aside, tell us about some of the german foods that you are experiencing?

for extra credit, i'd like to hear your overall impressions of the food in germany vs. the foods of your home.

thank you.

Well, cray...it's interesting that you should ask this question. I was just engaging in an incoherent internal monologue on this very subject and I'd be delighted to share it with you.

Basically, it seems to me that many German people eat like British people did in the 1980s. However, Germs do have access to a wide variety of extremely fine, locally produced...erm...produce.

They have very tasty cakes.

And they boil their sausages.

Traditional British food was a little bit uninspired, but since our globe-trotting adventures of the 19th century, we've incorporated all sorts of delicious spiciness into what we eat. Germs do not seem to understand spice in the same way.

However, they brew a very fine beer.

But they don't have cheddar.

In summary, the local flammkuchen are very good. They are a sort of pizza cooked over a wood fire and covered in all sorts of delicious toppings. And they have pretzels.

The End.

kayleamay · Jan 10, 2012

So, in summary, you're surviving on cakes, cheese, produce and beer.

And in England you survived on cakes, cheese, produce and beer.

Yes, I see. Vastly different.

Haggis · Jan 10, 2012

*unfounces*

But there's no cheddar. How can there be a world with no cheddar?

*refounces*

cray · Jan 10, 2012

Silent Rob said:
Well, cray...it's interesting that you should ask this question. I was just engaging in an incoherent internal monologue on this very subject and I'd be delighted to share it with you.

Basically, it seems to me that many German people eat like British people did in the 1980s. However, Germs do have access to a wide variety of extremely fine, locally produced...erm...produce.

They have very tasty cakes.

And they boil their sausages.

Traditional British food was a little bit uninspired, but since our globe-trotting adventures of the 19th century, we've incorporated all sorts of delicious spiciness into what we eat. Germs do not seem to understand spice in the same way.

However, they brew a very fine beer.

But they don't have cheddar.

In summary, the local flammkuchen are very good. They are a sort of pizza cooked over a wood fire and covered in all sorts of delicious toppings. And they have pretzels.

The End.

thanks, brother.

one last question since you brought up the 1980's....
what's the hairspray situation there? do they use a lot of it like klm did back in 1986?

Del · Jan 10, 2012

cray said:

parumpdragon · Jan 10, 2012

Seagu!

kayleamay · Jan 10, 2012

Del said:

Del · Jan 10, 2012

They have beer and pizza, Muppet. What more would you need?

Del · Jan 10, 2012

parumpdragon said:
Seagu!

Hello paru

kayleamay said:

Thank you Klem. But traditionally the audience does not applaud the judges. Just sayin'.

kayleamay · Jan 10, 2012

You take a pint of heavy cream, a stick of butter, all of the garlic you care to mince and heat it to a non-scalding boil. Add a little salt and pepper then thicken with clear-jel or cornstarch or whatever thickener you prefer. Pour over hot noodles.

Meatless and delicious in any country.

Also horribly fattening and high in cholesterol in any country.

kayleamay · Jan 10, 2012

Del said:
Hello paru

Thank you Klem. But traditionally the audience does not applaud the judges. Just sayin'.

Tell that to Simon Cowell.

parumpdragon · Jan 10, 2012

Del said:
Hello paru

Gu Gu Gull!!! :hi:

Haggis · Jan 10, 2012

*unfounces again*

It just occurred to me that hasenpfeffer is a German food.

That is all.

*rerefounces*

cray · Jan 10, 2012

Haggis said:
*unfounces again*

It just occurred to me that hasenpfeffer is a German food.

That is all.

*rerefounces*

that's true.
it's also called db stew.

kayleamay · Jan 10, 2012

cray said:
that's true.
it's also called db stew.

They put battery in it?

cray · Jan 10, 2012

no. no....
because then it would be called super-awesome stew.

parumpdragon · Jan 10, 2012

I don't think you'd wanna eat db stew :Wha:

And Haggis - are you implying that Rob is eating Quickie???

kayleamay · Jan 10, 2012

Um...

no.

ETA: Rob only eats Aryan radishes.

Haggis · Jan 10, 2012

parumpdragon said:
I don't think you'd wanna eat db stew

And Haggis - are you implying that Rob is eating Quickie???

I...

I mean, you...

um, that is....

kayleamay · Jan 10, 2012

My kid just called me from school to ask me if I'd make Jumbacos for dinner. I'm starting to think he watches too much TV.

parumpdragon · Jan 10, 2012

Haggis said:
I...

I mean, you...

um, that is....

Uh-huh.

Thanks what I thought.

Poor Rob is gonna have a lot of bunneh fur in his mouth after lunch. :/

kayleamay · Jan 10, 2012

parumpdragon said:
Poor Rob is gonna have a lot of bunneh fur in his mouth after lunch. :/

*pukes*

parumpdragon · Jan 10, 2012

agreed.

Silent Rob · Jan 10, 2012

Just to clarify, I'm ignoring all of pd's posts. Therapy's too expensive.

cray said:
thanks, brother.

one last question since you brought up the 1980's....
what's the hairspray situation there? do they use a lot of it like klm did back in 1986?

They do. They use an awful lot of it. It makes them talk all funny and stuff.

But they have to do it, otherwise it would be too obvious that their stylist used a bowl to shape their hair.

Del said:
They have beer and pizza, Muppet. What more would you need?

Cheddar.

And music that does not fit into the techno genre.

kayleamay said:
You take a pint of heavy cream, a stick of butter, all of the garlic you care to mince and heat it to a non-scalding boil. Add a little salt and pepper then thicken with clear-jel or cornstarch or whatever thickener you prefer. Pour over hot noodles.

Meatless and delicious in any country.

Also horribly fattening and high in cholesterol in any country.

I don't understand. At what point do you add the seagull?

Jaycinth · Jan 10, 2012

Haggis said:
Please pass the absinthe.

No.

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