Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

Is there any anaconda left?

CassandraW said:

*contemplates monkey brain scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark*

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PorterStarrByrd said:

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haggis!

Silent Rob said:

haggis!

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*squints at screen*

Hmmm. They're wearing the same hat.

PorterStarrByrd said:

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Leukman?

KellyAssauer said:

*worries I may forever think of SYW now as Share Your Whacks*

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I do not want to know what you all are talking about - I am just so happy to see Kelly back to her bright, brunette, and bubbly self

Haggis said:

Leukman?

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Oh, please. Don't even try to pretend you'd cry. You'd dig into those brains in a heartbeat, just like the rest of us.

Angie said:

Oh, please. Don't even try to pretend you'd cry. You'd dig into those brains in a heartbeat, just like the rest of us.

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Aha! Finally have the computer program working!

Computer said:

You are confusing PD.

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It's missing a coma.

Angie said:

It's missing a coma.

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Computer said:

*lapses into a comma*

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Oh yeah -- this'll save us a world of trouble.

KellyAssauer said:

Or it could knock something loose...

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So she'd become a loose woman?


Kinky...

Gilroy Cullen said:

So she'd become a loose woman?


Kinky...

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Computer said:

Perhaps you would like to administer the spanking.

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See, I designed the program to sense subtle shifts in the dialogue and respond the way a typical Cabbie might, even when a new element is introduced.

*lost in admiration for self*


Edited to add:

WTF happened? Did my new computer program bring down AW?

Way to break the forum, Cass.

nice work, cass.



the board admins are going to hate you!

*sob*

I'll NEVER be a moderator now!

Gah! Why would you want to?? I mean, look at cray!

Angie said:

Gah! Why would you want to?? I mean, look at cray!

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*sniff, sniff*

Yeah, but if I was a supermod, I could change them into bunnies and demon hamsters and Justin Bieber. I'd be really good at that.

Can't really all just agree that you'd be really good and leave the rest up to interpetation?

PorterStarrByrd said:

Can't really all just agree that you'd be really good and leave the rest up to interpetation?

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Oh, that's offensive.

*reports post*

Post...

Tee hee!

*wanders in, turns off lights*

What the -- who grabbed my -- I said a spanking, not a -- STOP THAT!

Oops, sorry Cass. Can't see a damned thing in here.

swachski said:

Oops, sorry Cass. Can't see a damned thing in here.

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Well, apparently SOMEONE in here can transform.

*checks on in thread, keeping expectations low*

WTF? Hasn't anyone righted poor Cray yet? Pretty soon he's going to start pooping rainbows! Oh, teh horror.