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    I'm on the phone. kayleamay's Avatar
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    Very prudent, Angie.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Don't you call me a --

    *re-reads post*

    Oh. Yes. Thank you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    T...WSS?



    *reports post, just in case*
    Pfft. Like you weren't wondering the same thing.




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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    *loses interest and wanders away from thread*
    Oh, look! Cass is gonna go do some work.



    Yeah.

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    Cass is a bad, bad girl. She needs a spanking.




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    That's Angie's department.

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    Hey Haggis .. Cass needs a spanking. QW's not here.
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    There's a joke in there about something getting tapped. But I'll leave that alone.

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    I had no idea this thread had a spanking department. But I should've guessed Angie would be in charge.




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    Well, Tot usually handles all the kinky stuff. But Angie's the only freak available at the moment.

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    I don't know if Angie's up for it. Have you taken a good look at her lately?
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    I can't believe no one on this thread is up for it.

    *re-examines pink floppy pipless bunny, nontransforming fleshy thing, and strawberry shortcake chick*

    or...maybe I can.




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    Up.

    *giggles*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Up.

    *giggles*

    *sigh*




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    Cigarette?

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    "cake" giggles
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Cigarette?

    Thank you.





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    How to end a bad date:

    Grab your breasts (or moobs if you're a guy), give them a squeeze and say, "Do these look okay? They haven't felt right since the sex change operation."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    How to end a bad date:

    Grab your breasts (or moobs if you're a guy), give them a squeeze and say, "Do these look okay? They haven't felt right since the sex change operation."
    Actually, Lady Jay had a better suggestion:
    http://itsajokepeople.com/Talk_To_Lady_Jay.html




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    *squeezes moobs*

    Hey, Cass...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    *squeezes moobs*

    Hey, Cass...
    *picks up steak knife*

    Yes, RT?




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    Oh. Never mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    *squeezes moobs*

    Hey, Cass...
    That's disgusting.

    No--wait.

    You're confusing PD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    That's disgusting.

    No--wait.

    You're confusing PD.
    You know, we don't even really need to be here for this thread to continue. We could rig up a computer program to give all the appropriate responses and no one would ever know the difference.

    But until we get that going...

    Aren't you missing a coma there, Angie?




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    Nah, I had my coma earlier.
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