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    Quote Originally Posted by shyne View Post
    I had to re-read the thread title because I thought it said, "And all your single moms are belong to us."
    Shyne? I didn't recognize you without the chicken.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    You better mind your p's and q's too, young lady!
    Nah, I'll just replace 'em all with 'u'.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    he's foisting britishese on me.
    i won't back down!
    I don't believe this for one minute.

    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    Good for you, sir!

    That really warms the cockles of my heart.
    Warms something alright.

    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    *sprays thread with Brit-B-Gone*
    Yay - my hero!

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    And Rob's earrings.
    TWHS.
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    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    Hi Kelly - and I don't think I want to know about that acronym.
    A cute little bug :

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    Nah, I'll just replace 'em all with 'u'.
    ewe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
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    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



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    *scratches head*
    *searches for acronym*

    AVVIE?

    Adverbingly Verbing Verve Into Everything


    SHYNE?

    Sometimes He Yoddles Needless Enchantments



    You're confusing, PD.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    ewe.
    emu.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    emu.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    *scratches head*
    *searches for acronym*

    AVVIE?

    Adverbingly Verbing Verve Into Everything


    SHYNE?

    Sometimes He Yoddles Needless Enchantments



    You're confusing, PD.
    I think she means FFPA (Feathered Fairies Perpetrating Atrocities)

    Kiwi.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. — Isabel Allende

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post

    Kiwi.
    Tangerine.


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    PICKLE!
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Tight spot.


    ...as in "I'm in a pickle."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. — Isabel Allende

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    swachski,

    what is that avatar of yours?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    swachski,

    what is that avatar of yours?
    Just laying in the grass, enjoying spring.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. — Isabel Allende

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    i see.


    ok then.



    i like it.

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    figured you would
    A cute little bug :

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    i see.


    ok then.



    i like it.

    Thanks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. — Isabel Allende

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    Haha - everybody left.
    A cute little bug :

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    -- clack clack clack --

    *looks around Cabaret*
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    Hi.

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    *decides social time is over, and it's time to get back to editing*

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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    I understand Haggis has gone on a spring duck hunting spree

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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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