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    And you're wearing haggises'ses's collar too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shyne View Post
    I had to re-read the thread title because I thought it said, "And all your single moms are belong to us."
    Shyne? I didn't recognize you without the chicken.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Ooh, that stings. Angie's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    You better mind your p's and q's too, young lady!
    Nah, I'll just replace 'em all with 'u'.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella
    cray watches kids on Netflix.
    Quote Originally Posted by Other-Other Rob
    I think of children all the time.




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    I sometimes hiccup fire parumpdragon's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    he's foisting britishese on me.
    i won't back down!
    I don't believe this for one minute.

    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    Good for you, sir!

    That really warms the cockles of my heart.
    Warms something alright.

    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    *sprays thread with Brit-B-Gone*
    Yay - my hero!

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    And Rob's earrings.
    TWHS.
    A cute little bug :

    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    Hi Kelly - and I don't think I want to know about that acronym.
    A cute little bug :

    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    Nah, I'll just replace 'em all with 'u'.
    ewe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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    *scratches head*
    *searches for acronym*

    AVVIE?

    Adverbingly Verbing Verve Into Everything


    SHYNE?

    Sometimes He Yoddles Needless Enchantments



    You're confusing, PD.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    ewe.
    emu.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    emu.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    *scratches head*
    *searches for acronym*

    AVVIE?

    Adverbingly Verbing Verve Into Everything


    SHYNE?

    Sometimes He Yoddles Needless Enchantments



    You're confusing, PD.
    I think she means FFPA (Feathered Fairies Perpetrating Atrocities)

    Kiwi.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post

    Kiwi.
    Tangerine.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella
    cray watches kids on Netflix.
    Quote Originally Posted by Other-Other Rob
    I think of children all the time.




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    PICKLE!
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Tight spot.


    ...as in "I'm in a pickle."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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    swachski,

    what is that avatar of yours?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    swachski,

    what is that avatar of yours?
    Just laying in the grass, enjoying spring.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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    i see.


    ok then.



    i like it.

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    figured you would
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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    i see.


    ok then.



    i like it.

    Thanks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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    Haha - everybody left.
    A cute little bug :

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    Bury them both. I doubt anyone will miss them.
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    -- clack clack clack --

    *looks around Cabaret*
    *scowls*

    Hi.

    *downs bottle of Laphroaig, then bottle of Lagavulin*
    *decides social time is over, and it's time to get back to editing*

    -- clack clack clack --
    Quote Originally Posted by robeiae
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    I understand Haggis has gone on a spring duck hunting spree

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