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    actually i kind of like it.

    i'm in a war paint kind of mood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    actually i kind of like it.

    i'm in a war paint kind of mood.

    Dear Cray,

    While vacationing at Casa Nina, please keep the war paint off the couch and out of the fridge.

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    Nina, my luv, you're brilliant!!!
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    don't make me mod you, nina.

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    We heard you the first time.


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    OK, I've had it with the lot of you. I'm blowing* this fudgsicle** stand and heading up*** to QLH to vent some of my pent up snark.


    *teehee
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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    btw. That was totally bizarro...
    I love the dress Kelly!
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    Maybe Cass should change her name to Cassnarky.
    'when he tried to get up, life would kick him back down'

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    *unfounces*

    You are all cruising for a Casstastrophe.

    *refounces*
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    Porter? When she founced did you hear a clacking sound?
    'when he tried to get up, life would kick him back down'

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    Apparently I miss out on everything lately.
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    nothing happened ...

    ... You're just confused
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    So I've been told.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Porter? When she founced did you hear a clacking sound?

    *unfounce*

    That's the sound my Casstanets make just before I Casstrate someone.

    *refounce*
    *clack clack clack*
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    I thought so. Have you tried wearing a sports bra?
    'when he tried to get up, life would kick him back down'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    I thought so. Have you tried wearing a sports bra?
    Watch it, Blunder -- I've got a Cassket here with your name on it. You don't want to become a Cassualty.



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    *clackclackclack*
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    ooh, good thinking!
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    Yeah. Cass seems a bit lonely lately. She could probably use some... well, you know...
    'when he tried to get up, life would kick him back down'

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    sheesh.

    Knows where RT is at then.
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    Hey, as long as somebody else is buying the beer. And he has nekkid pictures of you...
    'when he tried to get up, life would kick him back down'

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    Wow - now we know your true intentions!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Yeah. Cass seems a bit lonely lately. She could probably use some... well, you know...

    I dunno. Her ex doesn't sound like much of a Cassanova.
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    Quote Originally Posted by parumpdragon View Post
    Wow - now we know your true intentions!
    Free beer and pron: two things women will never understand.
    'when he tried to get up, life would kick him back down'

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