Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip
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This has nothing to do with the Cabaret
BLEH!
now i feel better..
where's the hashish?
Blended irish hashish....
BLEH!
now i feel better..
where's the hashish?
Blended irish hashish....
But what exactly DOES have to do with the Cabaret? I've been trying to figure that out since I got here.
I didn't want to say anything, but I did notice the seam up her leg. That must have been one helluva surgery.
but I needed to know if you were going to look....
Oh. My. Dawg. You are an even bigger hussy than Cella.
Edited to add:
On a different topic, is Haggis's's avie getting acupuncture or something? What're all them colored things sticking out of his head?
*squints at screen while opening another bottle of Laphroaig*
Those are crayons. Skippyjon Jones likes crayons.
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At least, that's what I've heard.
Crayons, huh?
*squints at screen again, swills more scotch*
Ya know, sometimes I wonder whether I should be writing a book for kids. I don't even know a damn crayon when I see one. I'm thinking maybe I should turn to something like appliance porn instead.
So, it's Monday and the game of phone tag I was dragged into thirteen hours ago has finally ended.
(Now, imagine me with the voice of a 1940's movie heroine.)
I'm leaving this thread. Leaving it, I tell ya. And I'm not coming back until I'm good and liquored up.
*cues music*
*smacks RT (because they seemed to do that a lot in those old movies)*
*puts hand to forehead*
*founces*
(Now, imagine me with the voice of a 1940's movie heroine.)
I'm leaving this thread. Leaving it, I tell ya. And I'm not coming back until I'm good and liquored up.
*cues music*
*smacks RT (because they seemed to do that a lot in those old movies)*
*puts hand to forehead*
*founces*
That's disgusting.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she has to founce out of mine.
*also smacks RT*
*checks internet*
Damn, too much middle-grade erotica out there. But I think there's a market for a rhyming picture book.
Damn, too much middle-grade erotica out there. But I think there's a market for a rhyming picture book.
You'd be surprised what you can do, once you know how.
*checks internet again*
Damn, there already seems to be some kind of early reader porn series. Been around forever, too.
*makes note to check out "Dick and Jane" series from library tomorrow*
"Look, Jane, look. See Dick. See Dick play."
"Yes, yes. I see Dick. I will play with Dick."
I'm not disappointed. I'm appalled. No wonder our country's in the shape it's in -- a couple generations of our leaders grew up on smut like this.
"Yes, yes. I see Dick. I will play with Dick."
I'm not disappointed. I'm appalled. No wonder our country's in the shape it's in -- a couple generations of our leaders grew up on smut like this.
*unfounces*
*shrieks*
FOR THE LOVE OF DAWG! AND THIS IS THE FILTH WE LET OUR CHILDREN READ!
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