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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    cray picks up bunnies?
    No! Say it isn't true!


    Are you new or something?



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    I'm going to buy it. I am. Not today, of course, but soon. It will be mine. No, I don't need it. I mean, I'm not going to stop breathing without it or anything. But, I want it. I want it because it's cool and would simplify my work, but mostly because it's cool. It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    I'm going to buy it. I am. Not today, of course, but soon. It will be mine. No, I don't need it. I mean, I'm not going to stop breathing without it or anything. But, I want it. I want it because it's cool and would simplify my work, but mostly because it's cool. It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.
    I'm pretty sure cray's not that expensive.


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    He's not that cool either.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I cannot believe my Jess has not been returned to her rightful position in my avatar. I insist that whomever befouled my avatar with this...this cat thing, return her posthaste.
    WTF? The wench turned you into a SHOE! And you want her BACK?

    *opens bottle of Laphroaig and wonders what's wrong with men*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I cannot believe my Jess has not been returned to her rightful position in my avatar. I insist that whomever befouled my avatar with this...this cat thing, return her posthaste.
    Phht. You befouled my Sunstreaker with this stupid stove. Suffer the torment of the crayon kitty avatar.
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    *checks Reg's timer*

    Yikes! Reg -- mind if I take out the roast? I hate overdone meat.

    (teehee...meat.)
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    Get out of my internals. Damn pervert!!!
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    That's disgusting
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    But Reg, you're so hot I can't help myself! Cmon. Just let me twiddle your knobs a bit.
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    What the hell. Just this once, Cass.
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    *fingers knobs*

    Oooooh. Smokin'.

    *slides hand into oven*
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    Free bread and circus
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    *reports thread*

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    That's disgusting
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    *reports thread*
    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    That's disgusting
    Pfft. Like you aren't totally turned on right now.

    Reg's turned on, too.

    *Slips cherry pie into oven*
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    *reports entire forum*


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    Face it, you guys are just jealous
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    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    Face it, you guys are just jealous
    And with attitudes like that, I'm not inclined to let them taste my cherry pie.
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    Well, everything was just dandy until reg wandered in here showing off her knobs and whatnot. Just sayin'.




    *reports Regdog*
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Oh, and you just had to point it out again.




    teehee...point



    *reports KLM*


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    I broke a tooth once eating a cherry pie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    Oh, and you just had to point it out again.




    teehee...point



    *reports KLM*
    This from someone who's waggling her tongue salaciously and telling us how bananas need lovin' too.

    *reports Angie*

    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    I broke a tooth once eating a cherry pie.
    *what to do, what to do. Could just say, "that's the pits." Or...*

    Dude, you're not supposed to bite. At least not that hard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    But Reg, you're so hot I can't help myself! Cmon. Just let me twiddle your knobs a bit.
    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    What the hell. Just this once, Cass.
    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    *fingers knobs*

    Oooooh. Smokin'.

    *slides hand into oven*
    You all stop this. Stop this right now.

    *retrieves camera*

    Okay. Go ahead.
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    Damn. Can you pick up international television signals with those ears, Haggis?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Damn. Can you pick up international television signals with those ears, Haggis?

    Well, you know what they say. Big ears, big....

    Actually, no, I guess they don't say that.
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