Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

kayleamay · Mar 26, 2012

*loans Gilroy a sock puppet head for interim use*

Yes, there's something wrong with the cabaret today. There's a hitch in the giddy-up and the chakras are dirty.

regdog · Mar 26, 2012

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HAGGIS!!!CRAY!!!
<<<<<NOT FUNNY!!!!

cray · Mar 26, 2012

reg, please stop.
no need to get heated.
unless you're having a hot lunch today

and you know i didn't do this.

Haggis · Mar 26, 2012

cray said:
reg, please stop.
no need to get heated.

CassandraW · Mar 26, 2012

cray said:
reg, please stop.
no need to get heated.
unless you're having a hot lunch today

and you know i didn't do this.

Not Reg's fault -- I'm preheating her for the roast.

*puts kettle on Reg's front burner*

Anyone else want some tea?

cray · Mar 26, 2012

for the record, reg doesn't like roast.
she eats (almost exclusively) scrod.

CassandraW · Mar 26, 2012

cray said:
for the record, reg doesn't like roast.
she eats (almost exclusively) scrod.

Well, duh. She's from Massachussettsettsettts.

The roast isn't for her. It's for us. I'll whip her up some scrod while I'm making the gravy.

cray · Mar 26, 2012

*opens door*

*looks in reg's oven*

hmm. *nods approval* nice and clean.

regdog · Mar 26, 2012

cray said:
*opens door*

*looks in reg's oven*

hmm. *nods approval* nice and clean.

Close that at once. Do you mind?!

cray · Mar 26, 2012

no'm. we have an open door policy here at aw.

CassandraW · Mar 26, 2012

Reg, dear, just hold on for a second.

*puts roast in oven*

NOW we can close the door.

*flicks on Reg's front burner*

oh, wonderful. She's got one of those fast-boil burners. We'll have tea in just a minute.

regdog · Mar 26, 2012

cray said:
no'm. we have an open door policy here at aw.

Not my door.

regdog · Mar 26, 2012

CassandraW said:
Reg, dear, just hold on for a second.

*puts roast in oven*

NOW we can close the door.

*flicks on Reg's front burner*

oh, wonderful. She's got one of those fast-boil burners. We'll have tea in just a minute.

**sigh**

Okay, I really have to get back to work.

**takes roast and leaves**

kayleamay · Mar 26, 2012

*follows cray*

WTF is wrong with me?

kayleamay · Mar 26, 2012

KellyAssauer said:
You want what's on your chart?
or... what every one keeps telling me?

I'll take the short hand version, por favor.

cray · Mar 26, 2012

you didn't see that.

kayleamay · Mar 26, 2012

It's worse than I thought.

cray · Mar 26, 2012

if i were you i would have just asked for the short version.
the short hand verision is too hard to read.

kayleamay · Mar 26, 2012

I think that's just Kelly's penmanship.

cray · Mar 26, 2012

does anyone else want to kill my avatar?

i'm damn near a breaking point here....

kayleamay · Mar 26, 2012

I just want to shove you under the tv stand in my living room to pick up the dust bunnies.

kayleamay · Mar 26, 2012

Yes, he's the only one I can think of whose basement is scarier than yours.

PorterStarrByrd · Mar 26, 2012

looks like Reg has gas too ...

Haggis · Mar 26, 2012

I cannot believe my Jess has not been returned to her rightful position in my avatar. I insist that whomever befouled my avatar with this...this cat thing, return her posthaste.

PorterStarrByrd · Mar 26, 2012

Like you are in a position to insist on anything ...

Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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