Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

i think i've found out who is messing with me.
she's terrible.

and terribly sneaky too.

Oh, I know who messed with you. And you're right. She's terrible. And sneaky. And terribly sneaky. But who messed with me? Reg claims she didn't do it. The sneaky one wasn't around. So that leaves...you.

sigh ...

I didn't think I'd ever see the day when Hag would leave Cray. they were such a couple. Of course I didn't know the pup in his Cass days ...

regdog said:

Of course it is. Loads of fun, my favorite

And holy carp, Tink is back

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Good Mornin Caberet. How the 'ell 'ave ya been?


Now let's see....


...A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. As the Bartender pours the drink he remarks, "That's quite a heavy drink. What'the problem?"

"I found my wife in the bed with my best friend."

"Wow," exclaimed the barkeep. "What did you do?"

"I walked over to my wife and told her pack her shit and get the hell out!"

"That makes sense. What did you do you about your best friend?"

"I looked him straight in the eye and yelled..." ****BAD DOG****


...hehehehe. yep, tink is back.

Awwwww. Just look at cuuute widdle kitty!!!!!!!







Tink

Cray walks into the Cabaret and asks AuntyBug if the seat next to her is empty.
Auntybug responds, "Yes and the one next to it will be too if you sit down!"

GailD said:

*takes her bow*

Awwwww. Just look at cuuute widdle kitty!!!!!!!







Tink

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GailD

Hi, Tink. You probably haven't noticed but your pants are falling off.

Haggis said:

Hi, Tink. You probably haven't noticed but your pants are falling off.

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Thanks Puppy, I have been wondering 'bout that draft....

Haggis, nice ears.
Tink, nice butt crack.
Cray, nicce hair.
Porter, nice strawberry scent.
Reg, nice Tonka truck.


Yeah, I think that about covers it.

kayleamay, I Love Lucy.

Haggis you look cuuutttte!!!

GAH!

There is something wrong with the cabaret today. I mean, more wrong than usual. It's something in the air, or the water, or sumfink.

Well, hello, everyone! And how are you all on this lovely Mond...

OK. Cray, the engagment's off, at least until you stop looking like Little Orphan Annie's pet poodle. I can always hook up with Rolling... *sees Drooling Blunder and backs slowly away*

*Sniff, sniff* Too bad Haggis is... Haggis! Thank dawg you're all right! You look like an $%&hole, but you're all right! But I do have some bad news about your old avatar.

*checks out Kayleamay and Tink* Damn, why are the women here so much better looking than the dudes? *turns lesbian*

And Reg -- congrats on passing 27,000!

*rushes out to buy popcorn*

Cass is into creating sad dogs today ...

Maybe her meds need a little adjusting ...

Drooling Blunder said:

Ooooo. I'm liking hot mamaski. You bringing more, yes?

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Don't being fresh with me. I not showing more until at least third date.

PorterStarrByrd said:

Maybe her meds need a little adjusting ...

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I'm pretty sure *all* our meds need adjusting...

So reg made it to 27K, did she?

Haggis said:

So reg made it to 27K, did she?

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Yeah, I was thinking you might have missed that, what with being turned into shoes and a creepy kitty thing all in one night.

Angie said:

Don't being fresh with me. I not showing more until at least third date.

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RT, rumor has it Cella's easy, if you don't want to wait that long.

Haggis said:

So reg made it to 27K, did she?

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Yes, and we're just waiting to see what sort of adorable creature she turns into...

easy but not cheap ... might have to offer her some trade beads

I miss all the fun!

OMG, Reg! You're GORGEOUS! And your timing is perfect! I've got a beautiful roast all ready to cook, and some scalloped potatoes. Haggis, what do you think about some homemade chocolate pudding for dessert? I haven't made that in AGES.

Oh, my. How did that ever happen?

*walks in. Stops. Looks around. Steps back out to check door. Steps in again.*


*head splodes*
*headless body leaves again*