Well, hello, everyone! And how are you all on this lovely Mond...
OK. Cray, the engagment's off, at least until you stop looking like Little Orphan Annie's pet poodle. I can always hook up with Rolling... *sees Drooling Blunder and backs slowly away*
*Sniff, sniff* Too bad Haggis is... Haggis! Thank dawg you're all right! You look like an $%&hole, but you're all right! But I do have some bad news about your old avatar.
*checks out Kayleamay and Tink* Damn, why are the women here so much better looking than the dudes? *turns lesbian*
And Reg -- congrats on passing 27,000!
*rushes out to buy popcorn*