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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    Pff. Those are so two years ago.
    *peers at Angie's current avatar*

    Yeah, I guess I see where you're coming from.

    How 'bout these?



    oh oh! or these!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post



    oh oh! or these!

    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra, who will NEVER live this down if I have anything to say about it
    At this point, cray, showering with you and qW sounds just fine.
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    cray watches kids on Netflix.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    OMG! It looks just like RT's little fleshy thing! You know -- that thing caught in his zipper back when he was a whatever the heck he was!



    And hey -- I saw Jessica Alba walking around earlier this evening on a pair of these:



    *gasps in horror*

    HAAGGGIS!
    Last edited by CassandraW; 03-26-2012 at 07:47 AM.
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    This is his second cousin, twice removed. Removed from whose ass, nobody knows. I suspect cray.


    ETA: I should probably clarify that I meant this thing was some sort of tumor on someone's ass. Nothing perverted, freaks.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra, who will NEVER live this down if I have anything to say about it
    At this point, cray, showering with you and qW sounds just fine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    Are you trying to call DroolingBlunder or what???
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    Like he'd understand it if I DID call him.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra, who will NEVER live this down if I have anything to say about it
    At this point, cray, showering with you and qW sounds just fine.
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    cray watches kids on Netflix.

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    Damn it, aren't any of you worried about what Jessica Alba has done to our darling Haggis? What kind of friends ARE you? She turns him into half of a pair of puppy shoes, and you go right on with your pathetic shallow lives like nothing happened. None of you jumped up on the bar and gave him a tribute. None of you so much as made a toast to him. Fer dawg's sake, you could at least have turned off the game for a second. But no. And after all the wonderful, beautiful things he's done for each and every one of us. Like ...er...

    Why don't you start, PD? Tell us about all the wonderful things Haggis did for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Damn it, aren't any of you worried about what Jessica Alba has done to our darling Haggis?
    Pff. Like it's the first time. You should see what Jaycinth does to him on a daily basis. And that's when she's in a good mood.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra, who will NEVER live this down if I have anything to say about it
    At this point, cray, showering with you and qW sounds just fine.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella
    cray watches kids on Netflix.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    Pff. Like it's the first time. You should see what Jaycinth does to him on a daily basis. And that's when she's in a good mood.
    Yeah, but Jaycinth is one of us. More sociopathic, maybe, and sure, she's a fairy, but she's family. And families sometimes murder and skin each other. Why, look what Haggis did to his pet cat.

    But Jessica Alba -- she's no Cabbie. I'll bet she's not even on Absolute Write. Hell, she might not even be a scotch drinker. She's just some bimbo. She has NO RIGHT to turn our puppeh into shoes. That's our job.
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    *waves hello
    A cute little bug :

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    Shoe't, I missed the party.


    #@$&*%^ing time zones.


    That's going to be long list, Kelly. Around here, sanity is so..... transient.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    Ooooo. I'm liking hot mamaski. You bringing more, yes?
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    hmm.

    i think i might be into mole rats.

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    That's disgusting (X about 12)
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    GOOOD MORNIN !!!

    I feel .. philanthropic
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    Who do I blame?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Who do I blame?
    I thought you and Cass had a no fault divorce.



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    Can't imagine a worse fault than martimonial unification between those two unless it is the San Andreas. Even their spawn probably deserved better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    I thought you and Cass had a no fault divorce.



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    Editing can be fun...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tink View Post
    Editing can be fun...
    Of course it is. Loads of fun, my favorite

    And holy carp, Tink is back
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tink View Post
    Editing Eating can be fun...
    FIFY
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Who do I blame?

    *sigh*


    one of these days you people who fark with my avatar will pay.

    big. time.

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    you'll pay too.

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    I already have. And I've done nothing. N.O.T.H.I.N.G.
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    you do look like a total jackass.



    sorry.

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