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- Feb 12, 2005
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***Stops, astounded that the bar and stereo equipment that was reported stolen and reimbursed by insurance is back in place. Utilizes hammer and blow torch.***
Ok guys, now you can unload the 18 wheeler and install the new granite and redwood bar, the new bar equipment, and all of the new electronics that Angie purchased with the platinum card while she was trying to purge her system of the need to buy things.
***sees pain on Angie's face...the cure didn't work. Tosses Angie the Black card***
What ever it takes, my zebrbananna.
I'm covering the therapy until you are cured.
w00t!! Have I told you lately that you're my very favorite psycho fairy?
Damn it, Angie! I TOLD you she wouldn't mind. But nooooo...you had to go freaking me out with your "eek, she's a sociopathic booze-fueled fairy" bull carp.
*stares grimly at smoldering ruins*
Damn. Coulda made at least $10-15 on eBay on that stuff.
*opens fresh bottle of Laphroaig*
Not my fault you're easily intimidated. Come on, I'll let you help me max out the new card.