In case you all wanted to know where QW has got to, well okay, the remote possibility that you wanted to know... he's been visiting us down here in the southern parts of Africa. Seems he heard we have Game parks and Wildlife and thought he'd give it a go. (No, that didn't surprise me either.)
A reliable source in the game ranger's department reported the following:
Despite a large sign reading, "Viagrooms - Do Not Eat", the bunneh couldn't help himself and began nibbling on the blue fungi. He seemed to like it and scoffed the lot. Pretty soon he was urgently seeking a girl bunny but since Playboy mag is hard to come by here, the bunneh was in dire need.
As luck would have it, a female elephant wandered by. The bunneh ran around to it's rear end, looked up and nearly jumped out of his skin. He was heard to yell, "That's hawt!"
The bunneh launched into his usual line of foreplay. "Brace yerself, girl!"
The elephant seemed not to notice.
The bunneh climbed up her leg, got a hold of her tail and began to swing back and forth. He appeared, I'm told, to be in some kind of ecstacy.
The elephant dozed off.
Silent Rob, sitting atop a tree, was watching all of this. (Most people aren't aware that SR has a large fan club of primates here.) SR thought he might liven things up a bit. He snapped off a coconut and hurled it down on to the elephant's head.
The elephant went, "Oooooo! Aaaaaahhhh! Ohhhhh!
The bunneh said, "Suffer, baby, suffer!!"