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    don't tell him that he never eally did count for much anyway ... he'll probably slap you with his stained white glove.
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    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    that's a very hurtful thing to say, kelly.






    i'll be downstairs if you decide that you want to apologize to me.






    *sniff*


    that's a very hurtful thing to say, haggis.






    i'll be downstairs if you decide that you want to apologize to me.

    *founces*
    don't do it, guys.

    I apologized to him and he didn't even care.

    like, at all and stuff.



    I got him back, though, Don't worry.


    boy, I wish I could see his face when he checks his bank statement!
    There's still plenty of time to f*%# it all up! - quickWit

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    Pull your pants back up, Cray. You'll have your revenge in 2015. You know why. I know why. It's like we're sharing a secret. Or, maybe it's a secret weapon. Just let them stew on that for awhile. Umhmmmm.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    i'm too hurt to even count.
    A cute little bug :

    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    you're the only one that cares, klm. i'm not pulling up my pants though. not until 2015.








    oh, and pd cares too, i see.
    not p-diddy. the other pd.
    thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    you're the only one that cares, klm. i'm not pulling up my pants though. not until 2015.








    oh, and pd cares too, i see.
    not p-diddy. the other pd.
    thank you.
    Plot Device?
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    ^ Dude, that approach might have worked on me once, but not a second time. Either you come back here and deal with your problems like a grown up, or our engagement is off.
    Quote Originally Posted by robeiae
    Sometimes you're no fun at all.

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    That's disgusting
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    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    oh, and pd cares too, i see.
    not p-diddy. the other pd.
    thank you.
    A cute little bug :

    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    nurturing tomorrows criminals today PorterStarrByrd's Avatar
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    That's more disgusting
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    I sometimes hiccup fire parumpdragon's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    PD is confused
    i saw that.
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    speak softly & carry a fanged beast CassandraW's Avatar
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    Porter, don't change messages like that.

    Wait for it....wait for it...

    You're confusing PD.
    Quote Originally Posted by robeiae
    Sometimes you're no fun at all.

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    I am not confused.


    Blonde maybe, slightly scatter-brained, easily distracted by shiny objects - but not confused.

    A cute little bug :

    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    boy, I wish I could see his face when he checks his bank statement!
    You just did.

    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    See?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
    I don't care what anyone says - Haggis is HAWT!
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    I sometimes hiccup fire parumpdragon's Avatar
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    Hi Haggis - is this one of those moments that counts as a 'rim-shot'?
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    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post




    I wanted to do that forever.
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    Nina, my luv, you're brilliant!!!
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    don't make me mod you, nina.

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    no,...no pd. it's just another in a long line of slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.


    *sigh*






    *wipes away a tear*





    i'll be downstairs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    no,...no pd. it's just another in a long line of slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.


    *sigh*






    *wipes away a tear*





    i'll be downstairs.
    Guys, I think he's seriously upset this time. He doesn't even have the heart to founce.

    *takes hanky out of thigh holster and hands it to Cray*
    Quote Originally Posted by robeiae
    Sometimes you're no fun at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NinaK View Post

    AWESOMENESS!!!


    I wanted to do that forever.

    AWESOMENESS!!!



    @Cass - I know where he's gone though
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    Quote Originally Posted by parumpdragon View Post


    @Cass - I know where he's gone though
    Oh, I know where he is. He's in my reppies, trying to get into my thigh holster.

    HANDS OFF, BUDDY! Not until the honeymoon.
    Quote Originally Posted by robeiae
    Sometimes you're no fun at all.

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    Well that's not the only place then
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    pfff. you have like 20 thigh holsters. how would you even know which ones i've visited?





    don't answer that.



























    *vanishes*

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    Hugs Cray before he leaves - *kicks him in the keester for leaving us anyway.
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    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    pfff. you have like 20 thigh holsters. how would you even know which ones i've visited?
    harumph. I only have two. And my thighs are mighty sensitive.
    Quote Originally Posted by robeiae
    Sometimes you're no fun at all.

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