Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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Jaycinth

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Yeah. I was going to define it, but I've already got one strike after defining "sock monkey." Anyway, I guess we should let kids be kids as long as they can.

*pulls bottle of Laphroaig out of thigh holster, pours half of it in a beer stein, offers the rest to Jaycinth.*

***Drinks***

We should.

But we can't protect them forever.



They keep posting these.....things......
A sock monkey is a puppet made from an old sock. See, at least I know some things.


So young, so innocent.

You don't have younger brothers or teenage sons. There is a point in time when you just don't touch socks that are not your own. Especially old socks.


***I...I just can't type it***
*sighs*
*downs half of scotch stein*

*downs the other half*

I still can't type it. Any of it.

Hey...what about Silent Rob's new avvie? Is that going to bother Cray or what?

***drinks more booze***





Eh, that works too.





Ah, SR. Making women vomit since joining AW. :D



Yeah, it's better for them to find out some things on their own. Urban Dictionary's there for a reason. ;)
 

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*sneezes in PD's face*
*tazes SR*

sprays Cass with lysol

So young, so innocent.
You don't have younger brothers or teenage sons. There is a point in time when you just don't touch socks that are not your own. Especially old socks.

I don't want to know what goes on in your house. I think you torture your poor old socks. I don't know how or why, and I don't want to :Wha:

I use old socks as dust cloths, they're really good for that.


wrench.
 

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Rob, what exactly are you hovering over that pool for?

I dunno, but I'm NOT swimming until it's been emptied, disinfected, and SR's been banned from the area.

Until this last post I was going to say "That's disgusting"

It was the tasing SR part that changed your mind, wasn't it? Yeah, tasing SR makes just about everything better.

I don't want to know what goes on in your house. I think you torture your poor old socks. I don't know how or why, and I don't want to :Wha:

I use old socks as dust cloths, they're really good for that.

Okay, I call shenanigans. You've been hanging around the Cabaret for long enough, listening in on all the innuendo, that I'm absolutely certain you're not this innocent anymore. And if you are, you are far too innocent to be allowed in here. :tongue


:roll: Hey, cray, she just called you a wench. I think she's coming onto you, dude! :roll:
 

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There's nothing alternative about it. It's the only way.
 

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Okay, I call shenanigans. You've been hanging around the Cabaret for long enough, listening in on all the innuendo, that I'm absolutely certain you're not this innocent anymore. And if you are, you are far too innocent to be allowed in here. :tongue

You're confusing PD.
 

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Apparently my joke put the thread into a comma.

*Curls into a coma-shape around a botlle of Laggavvullin*
 

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Sorry I haven't been around for a couple of days, hombres.

What'd I miss?
 

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just a hairy db from wales.
....whatever wales is.
 

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Okay, I call shenanigans. You've been hanging around the Cabaret for long enough, listening in on all the innuendo, that I'm absolutely certain you're not this innocent anymore. And if you are, you are far too innocent to be allowed in here. :tongue

Guess I should stop coming here then :e2bummed:

You're confusing PD.

this is your favorite thing to say.

teehee...

this is your favorite thing to say

just a hairy db from wales.
....whatever wales is.

???
 
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