Yeah. I was going to define it, but I've already got one strike after defining "sock monkey." Anyway, I guess we should let kids be kids as long as they can.
*pulls bottle of Laphroaig out of thigh holster, pours half of it in a beer stein, offers the rest to Jaycinth.*
A sock monkey is a puppet made from an old sock. See, at least I know some things.
*sighs*
*downs half of scotch stein*
Eh, that works too.
Ah, SR. Making women vomit since joining AW.
Yeah, it's better for them to find out some things on their own. Urban Dictionary's there for a reason.
Until this last post I was going to say "That's disgusting"
You still can, you know.
No one will disagree.
*sneezes in PD's face*
*tazes SR*
So young, so innocent.
You don't have younger brothers or teenage sons. There is a point in time when you just don't touch socks that are not your own. Especially old socks.
tools?
Rob, what exactly are you hovering over that pool for?
Until this last post I was going to say "That's disgusting"
I don't want to know what goes on in your house. I think you torture your poor old socks. I don't know how or why, and I don't want to
I use old socks as dust cloths, they're really good for that.
wrench.
Okay, I call shenanigans. You've been hanging around the Cabaret for long enough, listening in on all the innuendo, that I'm absolutely certain you're not this innocent anymore. And if you are, you are far too innocent to be allowed in here.
You're confusing PD.
Nothing confuses PD.
What are you thinking about!??
Okay, I call shenanigans. You've been hanging around the Cabaret for long enough, listening in on all the innuendo, that I'm absolutely certain you're not this innocent anymore. And if you are, you are far too innocent to be allowed in here.
You're confusing PD.
teehee...
just a hairy db from wales.
....whatever wales is.