Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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Silent Rob

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*rips off speedo*

*stuffs speedo in ears*

I can't hear you!
 

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Making sure they weren't poisoned.
How sweet of you! :D

MC Hammer could've learned a few things off me back in the 70s, I tell you boyo.

Yep, you've got pipes.

dude, you are 37 posts past the time to change that dawg forsaken avatar.
you are hurting me.

*snerk

Sir Tom is all about the lurve, cray.
Look inside yourself.
The hurt comes from within.
*adjusts thong*

that had to be chaffing - something

cassandra,
you poor soul.
know this, i would never (NEVER) change my avatar. never.
did i say never?
when i'm not a battery pm's and reppies come fast and furious to not only myself but to the owner of the board demanding my battery back.
bad people change my avatar. it's never me.

Uh-huh. Yeah.

*rips off speedo*
*stuffs speedo in ears*
I can't hear you!

*Waits for the screaming...

AAAAARRRGH!
*rips off bottom 2/3 of dress, hastily flings it over SR's nether regions*

And there it is.


Morning guys :hi:
 

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I like Tom Jones.


And there are worse things the muppet could be. I'm not going to make a list because then I'll hear screams and muttering - but it could be worse.

*stares at the panties piling up behind muppet.

~maybe I should rethink that...
 

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I had a baby!







Well, I didn't really have a baby, but my niece did so I'm now a Great Aunt! (But, you'd never know it to look at me.)








And, I can't go see baby because I have a snotty nose. :(






And, I haven't left the house since Sunday but I'm going to have to today because I'm almost out of Sudafed and Kleenex.




That is all.
 

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Yay for being a grand aunt. :) Boo for having a snooty nose
 

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Oh yeah! It's Grand Aunt. Why does that almost sound older?

ETA: I don't really care about the snotty nose, but I was planning at being at the hospital for grand nephews birth. Instead, I got to enjoy the experience via text message. That kind of sucks.
 

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i hope you feel better too, klm.


















meh.
no, i don't.


i don't even know why i said that.




congrats to your niece though! <--that i mean! best wishes to you and yours.
 

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I had a baby!







Well, I didn't really have a baby, but my niece did so I'm now a Great Aunt! (But, you'd never know it to look at me.)








And, I can't go see baby because I have a snotty nose. :(






And, I haven't left the house since Sunday but I'm going to have to today because I'm almost out of Sudafed and Kleenex.




That is all.

Congratulations!

I have a cold, too, which I caught from my dear little nieces and nephew. With four of them age nine and under, one of them inevitably has a cold. (This visit, all of them did.) And since I spend most of my visits tussling with the little urchins, I inevitably catch it.
 

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AAAAARRRGH!

*rips off bottom 2/3 of dress, hastily flings it over SR's nether regions*

*hastily flings self over Cassandra'ses's nether regions*

I had a baby!







Well, I didn't really have a baby, but my niece did so I'm now a Great Aunt! (But, you'd never know it to look at me.)

Congratulations!

But you should know, it isn't mine.

I didn't touch her.

Probably.
 

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Oh, no worries, Rob. I know he's not yours. He's attractive.
 

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Rob, what exactly are you hovering over that pool for?
 

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*hastily flings self over Cassandra'ses's nether regions*

Gaaaahh!

*pulls baseball bat out of thigh holster and clubs SR with it*

Don't get any fancy ideas about impregnating me! I have enough hairy children with Haggis!

Edited to add:


Rob, what exactly are you hovering over that pool for?

Ick. I think he's doing the public toilet squat.

*decides, after all, not to go swimming*
 

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rob, admit it...

you are a true fan of that tool, aren't you?

it's ok, man. whatever floats your boat.
 

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Floater.






Era: hi all :hi:
 

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He is a dawg amongst our people, cray.

He represents everything that is good about the state of Wales.

And he doesn't do C&W.

You would be wise to worship him.
 

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*hugs thread*

**pulls everyone into group hug.

~feels better
 
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