Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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CassandraW

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Hi everyone! Sorry i didn't stop in earlier, but...

AAAARGH! WHAT THE F$%& HAPPENED TO THE MUPPET?!

*vomits*

I MEAN, JESUS H. CHRIST AND ALL THE SAINTS! WHAT...WHY...

*vomits again*
 

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Egad!

*throws up on floor*


And to think I cursed a slow internet connection for not getting here earlier.


Shite! All the time it was natures way of protecting me from an eyeful of SR's avie.


Eye-bleach, please. On the rocks.


Good enough???

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Same Psychosis...different day.
What is a plushie???
Ahhhhhh...... next question.
Wow, I soo heard that wrong, I thought for sure you said cray whined the last time his girl popped at an inopportune moment...

*cleans glasses*
That is why he orders them by the gross.
That would be a soft stuffed animal...
like a beanie baby or the kind you might get at Build-a-bear...


So young. So innocent.

SIGH::::

I just can't do this to another one.



Ok.

You just keep believing that.


***wanders off wondering when I lost it, and if it is possibly in one of the 10 bottles of good liquor that Angie spent some money on.***
 

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Yeah. I was going to define it, but I've already got one strike after defining "sock monkey." Anyway, I guess we should let kids be kids as long as they can.

*pulls bottle of Laphroaig out of thigh holster, pours half of it in a beer stein, offers the rest to Jaycinth.*
 
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Yeah. I was going to define it, but I've already got one strike after defining "sock monkey." Anyway, I guess we should let kids be kids as long as they can.

*pulls bottle of Laphroaig out of thigh holster, pours half of it in a beer stein, offers the rest to Jaycinth.*

A sock monkey is a puppet made from an old sock. See, at least I know some things.
 

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Wow, I soo heard that wrong, I thought for sure you said cray whined the last time his girl popped at an inopportune moment...

Eh, that works too.

*throws up on floor*

*vomits*

*vomits again*

Ah, SR. Making women vomit since joining AW. :D

Yeah. I was going to define it, but I've already got one strike after defining "sock monkey." Anyway, I guess we should let kids be kids as long as they can.

Yeah, it's better for them to find out some things on their own. Urban Dictionary's there for a reason. ;)
 

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Well, stop rolling in your maple syrup
 

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I don't know why I keep thinking that this is a PG forum...

*belch*

No snacks this morning. Had root canal and new crown installed yesterday. Pain overrode anything else. Still does...


Sheesh, show the poor guy some compassion.



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MC Hammer could've learned a few things off me back in the 70s, I tell you boyo.
 

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dude, you are 37 posts past the time to change that dawg forsaken avatar.

you are hurting me.

You're hardly the one to reproach him. You tortured us with Bieber for the better part of a decade. Besides, judging from the screams, dear Cleopatra is so enjoying her little snack.
 

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Sir Tom is all about the lurve, cray.

Look inside yourself.

The hurt comes from within.

*adjusts thong*
 

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cassandra,

you poor soul.


know this, i would never (NEVER) change my avatar. never.
did i say never?

when i'm not a battery pm's and reppies come fast and furious to not only myself but to the owner of the board demanding my battery back.


bad people change my avatar. it's never me.
 

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Darling Cray, it is delightful to see a man who's satisfied with his little pip. So many men would fret and make a fuss, but i think you're absolutely right -- far better to accept yourself as you are.

Unless you're SR, and are currently wearing a speedo, in which case you should change immediately.
 
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