Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

Silent Rob · Mar 20, 2012

*points at Fred*

She's a lady!

*intoxicating pelvic jiggling*

Silent Rob · Mar 20, 2012

I really hope Sir Tom looked just like that when he received his knighthood.

Angie · Mar 20, 2012

"Intoxicating" is not the correct word. "Nauseating" is much closer.

Silent Rob · Mar 20, 2012

You're just jealous of my rack.

Angie · Mar 20, 2012

Oh, you mean there's a rack underneath that animal pelt you have glued to your torso?

kayleamay · Mar 20, 2012

Angie said:
Don't forget QW. I'm sure he'll be first in line.

Oh, he's already got the head knob puller job.

cray · Mar 20, 2012

watch your phrasing there, klm.

kayleamay · Mar 20, 2012

Hey, I didn't make the video. You're just jealous because your pantsuit doesn't fit anymore.

cray · Mar 20, 2012

KellyAssauer said:
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*sprays entire thread down with veet*

ack! kelly??????
veet? really?

cripes. didn't you see this!????

now look at me!

Silent Rob · Mar 20, 2012

cray said:
ack! kelly??????
veet? really?

cripes. didn't you see this!????

now look at me!

GAH!

Ladies!

Eyes on me!

We can get through this!

Haggis · Mar 20, 2012

cray said:
the good news, sr, is that there can be little doubt as to who schmood you this particular day....
for haggis has stated many times on this very website that he is a tom jones fan.

This makes me unhappy cray. And you wouldn't like me when I'm unhappy.

PorterStarrByrd · Mar 20, 2012

That's disgusting

kayleamay · Mar 20, 2012

We passed disgusting by several pages back.

PorterStarrByrd · Mar 20, 2012

maybe, but I was out looking at the trees I tapped ...

kayleamay · Mar 20, 2012

That's disgusting.

Angie · Mar 20, 2012

You took the words right outta my mouth, KLM.

parumpdragon · Mar 20, 2012

After this statement I am not going back to the previous page to back-read.

parumpdragon · Mar 20, 2012

Ew.

Vacuuming in here means something nasty happened.

Angie · Mar 20, 2012

It's the Cabaret. You can just assume, from now on, vacuuming or no, that something nasty happened.

parumpdragon · Mar 20, 2012

Oh really, and what would that be?

:e2brows:

Jaycinth · Mar 20, 2012

Angie said:
Got it, boss! I'm on it!

But...er...define "going crazy." Because I thought the two bouncy castles and the poolside massage parlor were totally within reason last time...

Yeah, they would have been within reason ...but... when you inflated the castles you used blow in insulation and fix a flat.

And the masseuses.....

Did you have to hire transvestite plushies who dressed like rhinoceroses'?

'Cause that really freaked Haggis out.

***looks for liquor, notices wet floor, pulls out hip flask of Jameson***

I really hope you saved 100K for booze. I prefer to servve it in glasses so the clientele can opt to pour it on the floor and lap it up or not.

And Silent Rob's new avvie...

male cameltoe. Who woulda thunk it?

Jaycinth · Mar 20, 2012

parumpdragon said:
Oh really, and what would that be?

You. Want. A. List?

Ask the plushies.

Angie · Mar 20, 2012

Jaycinth said:
Yeah, they would have been within reason ...but... when you inflated the castles you used blow in insulation and fix a flat.

Well, I didn't want them to pop at an inopportune moment. Cray whined like a girl last time that happened.

And the masseuses.....

Did you have to hire transvestite plushies who dressed like rhinoceroses'?

'Cause that really freaked Haggis out.

Now, see, I take full responsibility for that. I delegated the task of hiring masseuses to that db rabbit, and this is what we wound up with. My mistake.

***looks for liquor, notices wet floor, pulls out hip flask of Jameson***

I really hope you saved 100K for booze. I prefer to servve it in glasses so the clientele can opt to pour it on the floor and lap it up or not.

Oh, Jay, even the implication that I would skimp on the booze hurts me deeply.

And Silent Rob's new avvie...

male cameltoe. Who woulda thunk it?

Oh, for the love of Dawg, don't remind me. *shudder*

parumpdragon · Mar 20, 2012

Jaycinth said:
You. Want. A. List?

Ask the plushies.

What is a plushie???

GailD · Mar 20, 2012

Egad!

*throws up on floor*

And to think I cursed a slow internet connection for not getting here earlier.

Shite! All the time it was natures way of protecting me from an eyeful of SR's avie.

Eye-bleach, please. On the rocks.

Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

Riff-Raff

Riff-Raff

Shaddup and lemme think.

Riff-Raff

Shaddup and lemme think.

I'm on the phone.

Superior Life form

I'm on the phone.

Superior Life form

Riff-Raff

Evil, undead Chihuahua

nutruring tomorrows criminals today

I'm on the phone.

nutruring tomorrows criminals today

I'm on the phone.

Shaddup and lemme think.

I sometimes hiccup fire

I sometimes hiccup fire

Shaddup and lemme think.

I sometimes hiccup fire

Your Cuddly Sociopathic

Your Cuddly Sociopathic

Shaddup and lemme think.

I sometimes hiccup fire

Still chasing plot bunnies.