Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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parumpdragon

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Not with Who on first, and What on second.


Pfft, weren't you paying attention???
 

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pffft. please.

you're from nj.
you and i both know i'll get on base.


Oh yeah, sure



everybody knows that Jersey chicks are easy for DelVal guys.
 

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Happy Happy First Day of Spring!!

Wooo Hoo! It's the Equinox!!

*does manic spring celebration dance*

:yessmiley :e2bouncey :banana::Jump::hooray: :snoopy: :e2dance:

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:e2thud:

Seconds this.

Hi Kelly!

:roll:

Good one, Porter! *highfives*

Wait...I just understood a Porter post. :Wha:

:tongue

and that's what you get for agreeing to Porter.

point taken.

:roll:
yeah. i said it.

I'm shocked I tell you - shocked!

I didn't know you and the Muppet had such a good relationship.
 

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*checks mic*


*tap tap*





point taken.




*looks at mic*




*tries to see past the stage lights out into the audience*





*shrug*
 

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wait. you heard me, pd?
did you hear the first one too?
 

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*** Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr***

***breaks all glassware in Cabaret in a fit of pique***

***takes blow torch to tables***

***blows up supersecret liquor cabinet***


***Tosses Black Amex card to Angie***

We need all new stuff. There is only $5,000K USD credit limit left, so don't be going crazy with it like you did last time, cause the other AMEX is maxed out and that $5,000K is all we have left until I sell that island next week.

Ok?

Did you hear me?
 

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*checks mic*


*tap tap*





point taken.




*looks at mic*




*tries to see past the stage lights out into the audience*





*shrug*


*claps with one hand*


Come auwn Cray, tell us another one!



ETA: I'm practicing my Phillyspeak
 

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*** Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr***

***breaks all glassware in Cabaret in a fit of pique***

***takes blow torch to tables***

***blows up supersecret liquor cabinet***


***Tosses Black Amex card to Angie***

We need all new stuff. There is only $5,000K USD credit limit left, so don't be going crazy with it like you did last time, cause the other AMEX is maxed out and that $5,000K is all we have left until I sell that island next week.

Ok?

Did you hear me?

Got it, boss! I'm on it!

But...er...define "going crazy." Because I thought the two bouncy castles and the poolside massage parlor were totally within reason last time...
 

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what the!?!?!?!



haggis? where are you, man!?!?


halp!

Nuh-uh. Not touching that one.

*** Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr***

***breaks all glassware in Cabaret in a fit of pique***

***takes blow torch to tables***

***blows up supersecret liquor cabinet***


***Tosses Black Amex card to Angie***

We need all new stuff. There is only $5,000K USD credit limit left, so don't be going crazy with it like you did last time, cause the other AMEX is maxed out and that $5,000K is all we have left until I sell that island next week.

Ok?

Did you hear me?
Bad hair day, Jay?
*claps with one hand*


Come auwn Cray, tell us another one!



ETA: I'm practicing my Phillyspeak
Phillyspeak is easy.

1. Pretend to be speaking with a Brooklyn accent, then

2. Make your speech unintelligible.
 

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Phillyspeak is easy.

1. Pretend to be speaking with a Brooklyn accent, then

2. Make your speech unintelligible.

I'd believe you, haggis, if it weren't for the fact that philadelphia isn't even a real place!
 

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I'd believe you, haggis, if it weren't for the fact that philadelphia isn't even a real place!
Oh, no. Philadelphia is real for sure. There's a Liberty Bell and stuff there too. Brooklyn isn't real though. Or California.
 
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