Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

...or you subscribe to the uncle vito healthcare plan.

Think about it, Porter. You can even pay in euros.

Silent Rob said:

...or you subscribe to the uncle vito healthcare plan.

Think about it, Porter. You can even pay in euros.

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I tried the Euros thing and am still picking buckshot out of my rear when I am playing laying in bed every once in a while.

Morning.

[ or Mourning to the Muppet]

only you can answer that question, reg.





cray, sayer of sage stuff.

Mmm...sage stuffing.

Like your inhuman consumption of drakkar noir.

it's tonic for the soul.

cray said:

only you can answer that question, reg.
cray, sayer of sage stuff.

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???

NinaK said:

Mmm...sage stuffing.

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I know, it makes him sound like an italian side-dish that needs to be cooked.

regdog said:

Sage. So that's what you've been smoking, cray. Explains an awful lot.

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Nice Reg!

cray said:

it's tonic for the soul.

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You take tonic? I thought that stuff was outlawed.

[realizes why Cray is suddenly growing hair up top]

those are called 'stands of wisdom.'

cray said:

those are called 'stands of wisdom.'

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I think your cathode has corroded.

I think he meant 'strands of wisdom', but it's not the first time I'd be wrong.

no, you are correct, pd.

i'm a typo machine. i'm also not going back to fix it.
nina wouldn't allow it.






g'day gail.

g'day cray.

cray said:

no, you are correct, pd.

i'm a typo machine. i'm also not going back to fix it.
nina wouldn't allow it.

g'day gail.

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lazy butt.

GailD said:

g'day cray.

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Hi Gail

*does a line of flour*

Oh you're baking?!


Are you going to share with the thread?


Whatcha makin???


Can I help?

cray said:

i'm a typo machine. i'm also not going back to fix it.
nina wouldn't allow it.

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No toying with those inspirational gems.

*waits to see dough rise in Cella's nasal cavaties*





Hi, PD.

Cella said:

*does a line of flour*

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We have a back room for a reason.
Seriously.

That's disgusting.

*reports post*
Ahem...

NinaK said:

No toying with those inspirational gems.

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you can't just keep lobbing softballs like that, nina.

cray said:

you can't just keep lobbing softballs like that, nina.

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But then you'd never get on base.

GailD said:

*waits to see dough rise in Cella's nasal cavaties*

Hi, PD.

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cray said:

you can't just keep lobbing softballs like that, nina.

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Okay, so it's not the tonic.

Now we know the real reason you're growing hair on your pip.

NinaK said:

But then you'd never get on base.

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pffft. please.

you're from nj.
you and i both know i'll get on base.