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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    The correct answer is always 42.
    Exactly. Even for bent objects.
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    You both suck.
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    What exactly? You did not specify that.

    A cute little bug :

    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    Ooh, that stings. Angie's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Exactly. Even for bent objects.
    Like Rob?
    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra, who will NEVER live this down if I have anything to say about it
    At this point, cray, showering with you and qW sounds just fine.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella
    cray watches kids on Netflix.

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    Ooh, that stings. Angie's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    You both suck.
    You love us.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra, who will NEVER live this down if I have anything to say about it
    At this point, cray, showering with you and qW sounds just fine.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella
    cray watches kids on Netflix.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    Like Rob?
    Exactly.
    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You love us.
    Of course she does. Don't give it another thought.
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    Ooh, that stings. Angie's Avatar
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    Don't give what another thought?

    Never mind. Here's a bottle of Lagavulin I just happened to have lying around. Sharesies?
    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra, who will NEVER live this down if I have anything to say about it
    At this point, cray, showering with you and qW sounds just fine.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella
    cray watches kids on Netflix.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    Don't give what another thought?

    Never mind. Here's a bottle of Lagavulin I just happened to have lying around. Sharesies?
    You bet.

    *passes Angie a straw but ties the end of it in a knot first*
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    Ooh, that stings. Angie's Avatar
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    *sucks on straw until eyes bug out*

    Hm. Some sort of design flaw here.

    *guzzles straight from bottle*
    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra, who will NEVER live this down if I have anything to say about it
    At this point, cray, showering with you and qW sounds just fine.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella
    cray watches kids on Netflix.

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    *nibbles on Angie's eyes*
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    Ooh, that stings. Angie's Avatar
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    Ow.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra, who will NEVER live this down if I have anything to say about it
    At this point, cray, showering with you and qW sounds just fine.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella
    cray watches kids on Netflix.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    How many stupid background conversations does a fairy have to listen to before she gets Thor's hammer and goes medieval?
    For the love of dawg, break out the hammer. I tried setting fire to the thread yesterday, but apparently that didn't help. We did have a nice barbecue, though.

    *picks up round squishy object*

    What's this? Ooh, scotch-soaked eyeball. Tasty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    I thought thread killing would be something encouraged by an evil-doughnut-provider. *shrug*
    See, I peddle the evil, but I don't partake. It's the only way to keep to a true neutral status.

    Same with the good. Peddle, but don't partake.
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    *gives Jaycinth, Cassie, Reg, ToT, Kaylea, PD, Gail, Angie, Cella, Nina, Swachski, and Bettie Lee each a cup of coffee. Then places two platters of donuts, muffins, and bagels on the bar*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    How many stupid background conversations does a fairy have to listen to before she gets Thor's hammer and goes medieval?
    42

    had to be said.

    ETA: They beat me to it. Rats.
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    Quote Originally Posted by parumpdragon View Post
    What exactly? You did not specify that.

    Filled donuts of course!
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    GOOOD MORNIN !!!

    I feel ... itchin to go
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    They have creams and stuff for that in Canadia.

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    *signs Kelly up for the suburban homeboy posse*

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    got about two gallons of syrup bottled yesterday ....
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    They have creams and stuff for that in Canadia.
    But I think you have to get it through the mail.




    Thanks Gilroy.
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    Nina, my luv, you're brilliant!!!
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    don't make me mod you, nina.

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    I'm sure uncle vito could hook porter up, without having to resort to the male.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    I'm sure uncle vito could hook porter up, without having to resort to the male.
    So true SR, Uncle V has connections north and south of the border.


    Things just fall off trucks everywhere.
    Quote Originally Posted by Leukman View Post
    Nina, my luv, you're brilliant!!!
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    don't make me mod you, nina.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NinaK View Post
    But I think you have to get it through the mail.
    and you have to spend at least three months on the waiting list unless you buy it in another province.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    and you have to spend at least three months on the waiting list unless you buy it in another province.
    They should have states like real countries.
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