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    Stripey again. Angie's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    I know I'm psycho...

    but I didn't realize there were degenerates here...
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    Haven't you been paying attention at all?

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    *checks karyotype*

    Yep, degenerate. I belong here.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    I can't really see them!

    (what with you facing away like that)
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    *bans Kelly...locks thread*
    Quote Originally Posted by MacAllister View Post
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    *titters*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    *titters*
    Exactly.
    Quote Originally Posted by MacAllister View Post
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    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    *glowing titters*
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    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



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    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. — Isabel Allende

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    For some reason, I'm hungry for Sno-Caps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    For some reason, I'm hungry for Sno-Caps.

    *sprinkles sprinkles on moobs*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    For some reason, I'm hungry for Sno-Caps.
    Here, Ang,





    and just be forewarned, don't accept the ones cray's offering
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    I can't find my garden hose.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    I can't find my garden hose.

    what are we talking about here....
    sheer,...fishnet?

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    herringbone!

    Herring...bone!

    Herring!

    Bone!

    *chortles*

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    are those single malts dipped in chocolate?


    I have a new blog! Reading, Writing, Rithmancy
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    Nope.

    But do you want to know what is dipped in chocolate?

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    I'm on the phone. kayleamay's Avatar
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    NO!
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    no... no really


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    *chortles*

    *showers*

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    *sprinkles sprinkles on moobs*
    Dude! It is NOT FRIDAY YET. For dawg's sake, why do we even bother making the schedule??

    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    Here, Ang,


    Thanks!

    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    I can't find my garden hose.
    Curious. Did you perhaps invite a troupe of ninjas into your backyard recently? Just out of curiosity, of course.

    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post

    Bone!

    *chortles*
    *slaps the Muppet with a wet sock*

    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    Nope.

    But do you want to know what is dipped in chocolate?
    Yes. Please, do tell.






    Psst! Haggis! Prepare your bannination button.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post

    Yes. Please, do tell.






    Psst! Haggis! Prepare your bannination button.
    *sighs*

    *fires up the chocolate fountain*

    *grabs herring*

    *shoves herringbone into chocolate*

    *giftwraps*

    *mails to angie*

    Stand down, haggis!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post



    Curious. Did you perhaps invite a troupe of ninjas into your backyard recently? Just out of curiosity, of course.

    I hired them for some contract work, but they took my down payment and never returned.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    There's your mistake, Fred.

    You gave them money.

    That offends your ninja greatly.

    You're supposed to pay them in high fives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    There's your mistake, Fred.

    You gave them money.

    That offends your ninja greatly.

    You're supposed to pay them in high fives.
    And children. Ninjas love children.

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