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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    I know I'm psycho...

    but I didn't realize there were degenerates here...
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    Haven't you been paying attention at all?
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    cray watches kids on Netflix.
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    I think of children all the time.




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    *checks karyotype*

    Yep, degenerate. I belong here.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    I can't really see them!

    (what with you facing away like that)
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    *bans Kelly...locks thread*
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    Ooh, that stings. Angie's Avatar
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    *titters*
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella
    cray watches kids on Netflix.
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    I think of children all the time.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    *titters*
    Exactly.
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    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    *glowing titters*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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    For some reason, I'm hungry for Sno-Caps.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella
    cray watches kids on Netflix.
    Quote Originally Posted by Other-Other Rob
    I think of children all the time.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    For some reason, I'm hungry for Sno-Caps.

    *sprinkles sprinkles on moobs*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    For some reason, I'm hungry for Sno-Caps.
    Here, Ang,





    and just be forewarned, don't accept the ones cray's offering
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    I can't find my garden hose.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    I can't find my garden hose.

    what are we talking about here....
    sheer,...fishnet?

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    herringbone!

    Herring...bone!

    Herring!

    Bone!

    *chortles*

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    are those single malts dipped in chocolate?


    Currently NaNoing: The Heroine from Hampshire - gothic romance maybe... kinda

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    Nope.

    But do you want to know what is dipped in chocolate?

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    NO!
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    no... no really


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    *chortles*

    *showers*

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    *sprinkles sprinkles on moobs*
    Dude! It is NOT FRIDAY YET. For dawg's sake, why do we even bother making the schedule??

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    Here, Ang,


    Thanks!

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    I can't find my garden hose.
    Curious. Did you perhaps invite a troupe of ninjas into your backyard recently? Just out of curiosity, of course.

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    Bone!

    *chortles*
    *slaps the Muppet with a wet sock*

    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    Nope.

    But do you want to know what is dipped in chocolate?
    Yes. Please, do tell.






    Psst! Haggis! Prepare your bannination button.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella
    cray watches kids on Netflix.
    Quote Originally Posted by Other-Other Rob
    I think of children all the time.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post

    Yes. Please, do tell.






    Psst! Haggis! Prepare your bannination button.
    *sighs*

    *fires up the chocolate fountain*

    *grabs herring*

    *shoves herringbone into chocolate*

    *giftwraps*

    *mails to angie*

    Stand down, haggis!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post



    Curious. Did you perhaps invite a troupe of ninjas into your backyard recently? Just out of curiosity, of course.

    I hired them for some contract work, but they took my down payment and never returned.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    There's your mistake, Fred.

    You gave them money.

    That offends your ninja greatly.

    You're supposed to pay them in high fives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    There's your mistake, Fred.

    You gave them money.

    That offends your ninja greatly.

    You're supposed to pay them in high fives.
    And children. Ninjas love children.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella
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    Quote Originally Posted by Other-Other Rob
    I think of children all the time.




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