Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip
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Sweetheart! It's just like old times!
*takes a bite of roasted severed hand and a swig of Lagavulin*
*steps over prone bodies and empty bottles*
*finds remnants in Chivas bottle - pours into coffee mug*
Sheesh. I go away for a day and all hell breaks loose in here.
*sees PD in the corner, sober and still playing ketchup*
Typical Monday morning in this place.
Gilroy!!!? I think we need a lot of coffee and doughnuts today.
*finds remnants in Chivas bottle - pours into coffee mug*
Sheesh. I go away for a day and all hell breaks loose in here.
*sees PD in the corner, sober and still playing ketchup*
Typical Monday morning in this place.
Gilroy!!!? I think we need a lot of coffee and doughnuts today.
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Haven't you heard? Gilroy lost his evil.
Yes, his minion got all pious or something. I'm feeling evil today, though, so maybe I can whip something up.
i finally see what i've been doing wrong after all these years!
i get it now. you are supposed drink your scotch with more scotch.
gah!!!
how could i have been so stoooopid? all these years i would simply have scotch when i should have been having scotch with scotch.
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*gives Jaycinth, Cassie, Reg, ToT, Kaylea, PD, Gail, Angie, Cella, Nina, Swachski, and Bettie Lee each a cup of coffee. Then places two platters of donuts, muffins, and bagels on the bar*
Warranties are such great things. My evil vat was repaired over the weekend and returned. Plus they delivered a good vat (with large sign that says store in different room. Minion can't screw it up now!)
So one platter good
, one platter evil
...
Warranties are such great things. My evil vat was repaired over the weekend and returned. Plus they delivered a good vat (with large sign that says store in different room. Minion can't screw it up now!)
So one platter good
, one platter evil...
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Has anyone else noticed the dreamlike feeling that comes with mixing Sudafed and Robitussin? It's like you're aware that you're sick, but you just don't care.
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It almost makes a mockery of your fine threads, haggis.
You almost looked urbane.
Almost.
ETA: No, Fred. But I believe a similar feeling can be induced by consuming Belvanie Double Wood alongside Macallan 18
You almost looked urbane.
Almost.
ETA: No, Fred. But I believe a similar feeling can be induced by consuming Belvanie Double Wood alongside Macallan 18
It's like I'm aware that I have no idea what anyone is talking about today, but I just don't care.
*has deja vu*
*has deja vu*
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