Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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CassandraW

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Well, to be fair, Cass, it's not much of a battle when the muppet is involved. He just retreats to the corner, wets himself and whimpers. It's kind of sad, actually.

And i suppose we've had enough people wetting themselves in here lately.

*pulls Febreze out of thigh holster and sprays it around Cabaret*
 

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He's well protected. He's been living under my bed for about two years now.
 

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And i suppose we've had enough people wetting themselves in here lately.

*pulls Febreze out of thigh holster and sprays it around Cabaret*

That's one handy thigh holster. What else ya got in there?
 

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Can any of you cite one reason I was not advised about the single malt flowing through this thread tonight?
 

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I think Tripe was in Menudo

Semi-good reason number 1: We would a sent you smoke signals but we weren't allowed to light the cigars...
Oh, sure. Blame it on the Democrats and their anti-smoking laws.

You should have blamed it on the bunneh, or maybe that other chick, you know, the battery babe.
 

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Okay, I'll blame the bunneh, the battery babe, and you for not checking in earlier. Is that three good reasons now? (or do I have to go back to the basement again?) :Shrug:
Nah. I mean, we could, you know, share a very rare single malt in that highly private booth over in the corner. If you know what I mean. :e2brows:
 

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Nah. I mean, we could, you know, share a very rare single malt in that highly private booth over in the corner. If you know what I mean. :e2brows:

Oh, doesn't that just figure. I go away for one stinkin' week, and that dawg is off making time with some doll.

*founces*
*unfounces*
*grabs bottle of Laphroaig*
*refounces*
 

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That reminds me. Any Green Fairy left in here?

*holds out glass*
 

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*squirts fairy liquid into Gail's glass*

That'll make you shine!

(and foam)
 

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Oh Please...I am not.

I know better than that - and I know Haggy's just after my rare single malt - and now - I know a lot more about you.

*makes notes* :D

I don't blame you, Kelly. I knew what Haggis was like when i married him, had a brood of demon spawn with him, divorced him, and rekindled the affair after he turned me into a zombie chihuahua. My only real recourse is to flirt with all the other men in this dawg-forsaken place.

* looks around, sees only a muppet*

Well, he might wet himself now and again, but at least he has a cute accent.

*sashays over to muppet and bats eyelashes (his).*
 

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The sap is going to flow today !!!

Might have enough to cook tomorrow ... looks like it'll be several days before we get much more.
 

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I put on a touch 'o the green myself today.

*eyes complexion in mirror and preens*
 
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