Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

Cella said:

Hi pd, also thanks for the coffee, G

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Hi

cray said:

umm, yeah, well, listen sweetie, you're nice and all but what we had was a one time thing.
you know what i mean?

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Typical!

Haggis said:

I'm terribly sorry, Cella, but this is a non-cigaring cabaret.

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Oh really - you got some splaining to do ten Lucy.

cray said:

ack!

i mean,...g'day kelly.

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Nut.

KellyAssauer said:

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cray said:

no. i think you and your freakishly large fingers scared her away!

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Oh my gosh, bad Cray - Bad!

Gilroy Cullen said:

*comforts Cella*

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So...guys. I just drank a coke.

Does that mean I'm American now?

not until you acquire diabetes.

Silent Rob said:

So...guys. I just drank a coke.

Does that mean I'm American now?

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I'm afraid not. We only made one of your kind an American and he had an American mother anyhow.

cray said:

not until you acquire diabetes.

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That may not be too far off, 'cos like I...well..well, I ate a doughnut too.

*awaits green card*

Haggis said:

I'm afraid not. We only made one of your kind an American and he had an American mother anyhow.

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Wait, I know this one!

Ricky Martin?

regdog said:

Kermit the Frog's father wasn't American?

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No, but he was a tad Polish.

Silent Rob said:

No, but he was a tad Polish.

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*high tens muppet*

Frogski

Silent Rob said:

No, but he was a tad Polish.

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*shoots muppet*

Silent Rob said:

So...guys. I just drank a coke.

Does that mean I'm American now?

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Nope, sorry. I don't drink soda.

cray said:

not until you acquire diabetes.

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Okay, that one may be true.

Haggis said:

I'm afraid not. We only made one of your kind an American and he had an American mother anyhow.

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*snerk

Silent Rob said:

That may not be too far off, 'cos like I...well..well, I ate a doughnut too.

*awaits green card*

Wait, I know this one!

Ricky Martin?

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Ricky Martin has a thing for men. Do you have a thing for men Muppet?

*Nevah mind. I don't think I want an answer to that on.:/

Haggis said:

*shoots muppet*

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There ya go. Then he can't get diabetes or something from Ricky Martin.

Did I miss the doughnuts and coffee again?

Happy St. Urho's Day!

Thread seems to be mired again...

feel the sap

Better get back to tapping.

kayleamay said:

Did I miss the doughnuts and coffee again?

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Nope. Right here: http://absolutewrite.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7106472&postcount=10109

Gilroy Cullen said:

Nope. Right here: http://absolutewrite.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7106472&postcount=10109

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Oh, muffins!

I had french toast, so I'm fully - more for klm!

I've always wondered what they call french toast in France.

Toast.

*gallic sneer*

Then what do they call toast?

Shadow_Ferret said:

Happy St. Urho's Day!

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And to you, young ferret.

kayleamay said:

Then what do they call toast?

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US American toast, of course.

Then what do you call an English muffin?

Nothing. We can't say it, Fred. It just sounds so rude!

I'm blushing even thinking about it.

typical.