Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

*Takes aspirin*

*Chugs vodka*

You are certain this will stop hangovers?

*Eats raw egg*

*Burps*

parumpdragon said:

I think he things you died or something.

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We've mourned haggis so many times that now when he dies we just watch the videos of his past funerals. We changed his casket lid to a ziplock and put a revolving door in his crypt. When we find is corpse lying around we UPS it to the undertaker who then time stamps his ass because we were forced to rent the crypt by the day.

I think he dies just to get out of paying his tab.

*throws back a shot*

Wow.

You sound surprised ...

Del said:

*Eats raw egg*

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Isn't that a tad cannibalistic?

Haggis said:

Isn't that a tad cannibalistic?

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Pfffff...like you never ate a Cabaretburger.

Del said:

Pfffff...like you never ate a Cabaretburger.

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I've had one of Mel's hot dogs, if that's what you mean.

How many does Mel have?

Do they make them from stray mutt too? How thrifty.

Sunday is pure breed night. Maybe you'd better stay home.

Cella said:

How many does Mel have?

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Del said:

Do they make them from stray mutt too? How thrifty.

Sunday is pure breed night. Maybe you'd better stay home.

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Nah. I'm safe. It's one of the benefits of being undead.

Haggis said:

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well, obviously....

Hope all you sick bastards have a great New Years!





oops... last one might be an overshare

bettielee said:

oops... last one might be an overshare

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nonsense.

this is what it's alllll about....!

Wishing all you Cabbies a Very Healthy and Happy New Year

Nice Nina - Happy New Year!!!

It's New Years someplace so...



HAPPY!!

Do you have relatives in the arctic called Pengu-s?

Happy, peeps.

where?!



get'em!

Cella said:

where?!



get'em!

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Haggis said:

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Awe, some of them look a little blue. How can we cheer them up?

Poor things know they're doomed.




*bites their heads off*



Thutch a thame...



tasty though...

Blowtorch.