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    Ignorance is blish!


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    Nah. It's better this way.
    Aww....



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    I wonder about you.
    A cute little bug :

    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    I have to admit, that is pretty fascinating. I've watched the sap tap and evap process before.

    Maybe you're not such a bad chick after all, PSByrd
    Us girls can really cook.

    Guys like you are welcome to do all of the watching that they want to.
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    Amish Crime Wave

    Drunken Drag Racing
    Beard cutting Hate crime
    Failure to display the triangle
    Selling raw milk accross state lines

    Blog is to my blog editor and favorite Maineac. Should have it posted by morning with a little luck. Rain is not all bad.
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    I need something stronger this morning.

    *Orders Starbucks espresso*

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    When a seagull requests 'something stronger' ....

    consideing their normal fare I'm thinking the EPA needs to get involved.
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    I'm also pretty sure they don't have Starbucks in the desert, just cacti.

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    now are we talking desert or dessert here?

    Both are probably pretty harsh in the seagull world.
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    Mmm...cactus coffee.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella
    cray watches kids on Netflix.
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    I think of children all the time.




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    *orders an Iced Saguaro Macchiato*
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    Nina, my luv, you're brilliant!!!
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    don't make me mod you, nina.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NinaK View Post
    *orders an Iced Saguaro Macchiato*
    Didn't he used to play Richie Cunningham's little sister's boyfriend?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Del View Post
    *thinks I know that saguaro - eh who am I kidding, they all look the same.
    A cute little bug :

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    *gasp* Sore racist!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella
    cray watches kids on Netflix.
    Quote Originally Posted by Other-Other Rob
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    But so refreshing!

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    The bones are all different.
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    I sometimes hiccup fire parumpdragon's Avatar
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    So is the arm count, and height.

    Hi Haggis.
    A cute little bug :

    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    that is a very prickly barista.


    i mean, generally speaking they are prickly but this one looks to be overly prickly.









    i just like saying prickly.

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    *snickers*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    i just like saying prickly.
    Duly noted.
    A cute little bug :

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    *snickers*
    *prepares batter and deep fat fryer*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Didn't he used to play Richie Cunningham's little sister's boyfriend?
    No, you're thinking of Pinky Tuscadero Iced Saguaro who played the little sister of the Fonz's girlfriend, Heather.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    you're with me, leather.

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    You can call me Suzi.
    ETA: I totally forgot it was Leather, not Heather. But, at least I remembered the saguaro.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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